1 00:02:07,724 --> 00:02:11,036 No, man... don't come in the morning, I won't be here until two. 2 00:02:11,350 --> 00:02:14,310 That's when the morning's swell finally flattens out, you dig? 3 00:02:16,364 --> 00:02:21,717 Alright... just bring it on the back then, cool, peace. 4 00:02:29,853 --> 00:02:31,322 I'm not normal. 5 00:02:31,493 --> 00:02:32,829 Clearly! 6 00:02:32,853 --> 00:02:34,242 I need a job. 7 00:02:37,134 --> 00:02:38,310 It's yours. 8 00:02:38,334 --> 00:02:41,950 Hang on, trucker. You said hiring was a Democratic process around here. 9 00:02:41,974 --> 00:02:44,365 Yeah, that's the way I heard it. 10 00:02:46,336 --> 00:02:48,671 Okay... all those in favor of hiring... uh... 11 00:02:48,695 --> 00:02:50,379 - Piper. - Piper, 12 00:02:50,432 --> 00:02:52,792 put your hands up. Thank you, Jen. 13 00:02:53,499 --> 00:02:55,155 Hey, what about an interview? 14 00:02:55,179 --> 00:02:56,807 Oh, that's fine. 15 00:02:57,019 --> 00:02:59,410 Okay, I... lemme think... 16 00:03:00,379 --> 00:03:01,955 Elvis. Dead or alive? 17 00:03:01,979 --> 00:03:02,944 Dead. 18 00:03:02,968 --> 00:03:04,395 Andy Kaufman? 19 00:03:04,419 --> 00:03:05,384 Dead. 20 00:03:05,408 --> 00:03:06,464 Jerry Garcia? 21 00:03:06,488 --> 00:03:07,818 Grateful. And dead. 22 00:03:07,842 --> 00:03:09,395 Mariah Carey? 23 00:03:09,419 --> 00:03:12,758 Are we talkin' about her acting career, or...? 24 00:03:13,392 --> 00:03:14,357 No. 25 00:03:14,381 --> 00:03:16,166 Okay. Then... alive.. 26 00:03:16,190 --> 00:03:18,304 Why did you come to Santa Cruz? 27 00:03:19,325 --> 00:03:21,124 I... have family here. 28 00:03:21,706 --> 00:03:22,882 Are you a virgin? 29 00:03:22,906 --> 00:03:24,500 Mr. Julius! 30 00:03:25,266 --> 00:03:27,622 No. But I used to be. 31 00:03:28,586 --> 00:03:30,110 You're not a witch, by any chance? 32 00:03:30,134 --> 00:03:32,059 Is that a job requirement? 33 00:03:32,586 --> 00:03:36,104 Trucker's blazin' for the woman who runs the crystal store across the street. 34 00:03:36,147 --> 00:03:37,351 He thinks she's Wiccan. 35 00:03:37,375 --> 00:03:40,323 Yeah, they're soulmates, except she's not exactly aware of that yet. 36 00:03:40,347 --> 00:03:42,624 Okay everybody, time to vote. 37 00:04:09,071 --> 00:04:10,823 Okay, time for a lil' homework. 38 00:04:11,689 --> 00:04:14,284 Then can we go to the craft store? 39 00:04:23,028 --> 00:04:24,781 Everybody relax! 40 00:04:31,229 --> 00:04:32,194 I'm here. 41 00:04:32,218 --> 00:04:35,566 Oh, and so close to almost on time. 42 00:04:35,724 --> 00:04:39,509 C'mon, once I start showing up on time, you'd expect it everyday. 43 00:04:41,102 --> 00:04:42,776 He works here? 44 00:04:42,908 --> 00:04:44,946 Well... he's employed here. 45 00:04:47,615 --> 00:04:49,284 - What's up? - Hm... 46 00:04:51,144 --> 00:04:52,269 Don't pay attention to him. 47 00:04:52,293 --> 00:04:54,886 Okay, today's topic of conversation: Clueless men, 48 00:04:54,910 --> 00:04:57,724 and the women who use them for gratification. 49 00:05:04,669 --> 00:05:05,833 Who are you? 50 00:05:06,903 --> 00:05:08,068 - Piper. - Piper 51 00:05:08,092 --> 00:05:09,499 what're you doing here, Piper? 52 00:05:09,539 --> 00:05:11,482 I work here. 53 00:05:12,403 --> 00:05:14,405 Why wasn't I notified? I wasn't notified! 54 00:05:14,429 --> 00:05:16,849 Hey, priestly! We hired someone. 55 00:05:16,873 --> 00:05:18,094 Thank you. 56 00:05:18,118 --> 00:05:21,322 I swear, we need like a bulletin board or staff e-mail or somethin'... 57 00:05:22,163 --> 00:05:25,282 You know, priestly? Piper thinks Elvis is dead. 58 00:05:25,563 --> 00:05:26,859 Really? 59 00:05:26,883 --> 00:05:29,156 And now you hire people who failed the interview? 60 00:05:29,964 --> 00:05:31,478 Come on, man! 61 00:05:31,883 --> 00:05:35,019 I don't know. I mean, you're cute and everything, but... 62 00:05:35,043 --> 00:05:37,019 But what? C'mon, Tish. 63 00:05:37,043 --> 00:05:40,409 - It's just... - There it comes! 64 00:05:42,929 --> 00:05:45,126 - I don't really like sex. - What?! 65 00:05:45,929 --> 00:05:48,285 - How can you not like... - I've never had a 66 00:05:49,889 --> 00:05:51,316 you know? 67 00:05:51,340 --> 00:05:53,121 Woo! Never? 68 00:05:54,105 --> 00:05:57,245 Huh... well, obviously you haven't been with the right guy. 69 00:06:01,089 --> 00:06:03,385 My god... does that really work? 70 00:06:03,409 --> 00:06:05,025 Every time. 71 00:06:05,049 --> 00:06:07,225 Are you kiddin' me? It's man's greatest challenge. 72 00:06:07,249 --> 00:06:09,367 Tish is the scorpion queen. 73 00:06:09,449 --> 00:06:11,202 See ya tonight! 74 00:06:18,450 --> 00:06:23,037 Well... 'Nother comrade used and discarded... huh, tish? 75 00:06:25,031 --> 00:06:26,407 You know, I gotta be honest with you, tish, 76 00:06:26,431 --> 00:06:28,661 I've never been really comfortable watching you doing that to men 77 00:06:28,685 --> 00:06:31,128 when there it should be some sort of a warning sign posted... 78 00:06:31,152 --> 00:06:33,208 If men are that easy to manipulate, 79 00:06:33,232 --> 00:06:35,384 they deserve to be taken advantage of. 80 00:06:35,752 --> 00:06:38,791 I'm easy to manipulate. Why don't women take advantage of me? 81 00:06:41,478 --> 00:06:43,869 I think we can all guess the answer to that. 82 00:07:05,739 --> 00:07:07,275 Is that the crystal lady? 83 00:07:07,299 --> 00:07:08,795 Oh yeah, that's Zo. 84 00:07:08,819 --> 00:07:10,075 Zo... 85 00:07:10,099 --> 00:07:12,057 Yeah, it's short for Zoheret. 86 00:07:12,099 --> 00:07:14,251 It means "she shines" in Hebrew. 87 00:07:18,202 --> 00:07:19,892 You see? She knows things. 88 00:07:19,916 --> 00:07:21,960 She seems nice, trucker. 89 00:08:19,051 --> 00:08:21,522 So, I'll... give you a call later? 90 00:08:21,732 --> 00:08:23,360 Yeah, huh... sure. 91 00:08:36,252 --> 00:08:38,324 Oh, look! She can still walk. 92 00:08:40,838 --> 00:08:43,229 All right, let's hear it, what were his grades? 93 00:08:44,819 --> 00:08:47,779 "A" for effort, "C" for execution. 94 00:08:48,339 --> 00:08:49,967 Natural gift? 95 00:08:50,779 --> 00:08:52,658 Didn't even register. 96 00:08:52,699 --> 00:08:53,790 That bad, huh? 97 00:08:53,814 --> 00:08:56,455 That bad, and... he knows it. 98 00:08:57,739 --> 00:08:59,875 You know... did you at least tell him that size doesn't matter? 99 00:08:59,899 --> 00:09:01,308 Yeah, sure, I told him. 100 00:09:01,332 --> 00:09:03,730 You don't actually think guys believe that, do you? 101 00:09:10,352 --> 00:09:12,151 Hey Piper, what's in that case? 102 00:09:13,004 --> 00:09:15,122 Oh... that's just my art stuff. 103 00:09:15,312 --> 00:09:16,358 Are you an artist? 104 00:09:16,382 --> 00:09:19,381 Oh, that's cool! Do you paint, like, controversial shit? 105 00:09:19,406 --> 00:09:21,995 Like, people pissin' on the pope or somethin'? 106 00:09:22,034 --> 00:09:24,654 - No! - That's not even controversial anymore. 107 00:09:24,754 --> 00:09:26,134 Then what the hell is it? 108 00:09:26,194 --> 00:09:29,767 Well, that's like that, you know... "Politically correct controversialism". 109 00:09:30,316 --> 00:09:32,529 It've been done so often that they expect it, now 110 00:09:32,554 --> 00:09:34,866 paint someone pissin' on Martin Luther king and see what happens.. 111 00:09:34,890 --> 00:09:36,926 Or... Martin Luther King pissin' on the pope! 112 00:09:36,950 --> 00:09:38,580 That's controversial. 113 00:09:38,604 --> 00:09:41,040 Yeah... or, the pope pissin' on Martin Luther King? 114 00:09:41,064 --> 00:09:42,209 Or Martin Lawrence? That would really be... 115 00:09:42,233 --> 00:09:46,610 Okay, guys... guys! I don't paint anyone pissin' on anyone. Sorry. 116 00:09:46,634 --> 00:09:48,810 Yeah, no... it was just an idea, you know. I'm just sayin', 117 00:09:48,834 --> 00:09:51,521 if I was an artist I would definitely be pissin' on somebody. 118 00:09:53,509 --> 00:09:55,058 Hey, trucker! 119 00:09:57,333 --> 00:10:00,292 Right! Piper, why don't you decorate our wall for us? 120 00:10:02,756 --> 00:10:04,509 - Really? - Sure. 121 00:10:06,416 --> 00:10:08,215 What... what should I paint? 122 00:10:08,816 --> 00:10:10,992 It's yours. Go for it! 123 00:10:11,016 --> 00:10:14,056 You don't have to paint anyone pissin' on anyone. 124 00:10:14,297 --> 00:10:16,608 - I... I mean, unless you want to. - Good morning. 125 00:10:17,657 --> 00:10:19,968 This was in my mail by mistake. 126 00:10:29,576 --> 00:10:32,331 Hi, Piper... nice to meet you. 127 00:10:33,505 --> 00:10:34,505 Hi. 128 00:10:35,385 --> 00:10:37,561 Wait, wait, wait, wait, how... how did you know her name? 129 00:10:37,585 --> 00:10:39,782 She just feels like "Piper". 130 00:10:43,745 --> 00:10:46,136 Zo, before you leave, can I make you a sandwich? 131 00:10:46,425 --> 00:10:47,881 The roast Turkey is very good. 132 00:10:47,905 --> 00:10:50,281 Thank you, but I don't eat anything that had a mother. 133 00:10:51,024 --> 00:10:52,494 Oh! Okay, huh... 134 00:10:52,525 --> 00:10:54,199 Egg salad then? 135 00:10:55,081 --> 00:10:58,129 Well... eggs are really a chicken abortion, aren't they? 136 00:10:58,153 --> 00:11:01,049 I mean, I support the woman's right to choose, 137 00:11:01,073 --> 00:11:04,136 but I don't believe anyone asked the chickens beforehand. 138 00:11:04,160 --> 00:11:05,879 Right on! 139 00:11:06,120 --> 00:11:09,539 Well, actually... since farmers don't keep roosters 140 00:11:09,564 --> 00:11:11,106 the eggs aren't fertilized, so 141 00:11:11,130 --> 00:11:14,741 technically we're just eating a by-product of the hen's menstrual cycle. 142 00:11:14,765 --> 00:11:18,730 Well, that's certainly appetizing! A hen period salad, that's... lovely. 143 00:11:21,228 --> 00:11:23,992 I think I'll just stick to the 6 inch tofurkey. 144 00:11:24,016 --> 00:11:26,060 - 6 inch tofurkey. - Comin' up! 145 00:11:27,868 --> 00:11:30,810 - Hmm... what's this? - Oh, 146 00:11:30,834 --> 00:11:33,864 I made a website for trucker. And there's our online order forms, 147 00:11:33,888 --> 00:11:35,563 so that people just e-mail me their orders, 148 00:11:35,587 --> 00:11:38,283 and then we have them ready at their backup time. 149 00:11:38,317 --> 00:11:39,397 - That's cool! - Yeah, 150 00:11:39,421 --> 00:11:42,083 and this way Jen's online in case fuzzy checks in, right? 151 00:11:42,651 --> 00:11:44,370 Who's fuzzy? 152 00:11:44,451 --> 00:11:47,240 He's just an online friend. A guy. 153 00:11:47,451 --> 00:11:49,467 Oh, I... hope he's a guy. 154 00:11:49,491 --> 00:11:52,280 We agreed not to exchange any identifying information. 155 00:11:52,851 --> 00:11:55,027 So basically he could be Charles Manson with a laptop? 156 00:11:55,051 --> 00:11:56,566 Bingo! 157 00:11:56,651 --> 00:12:01,442 No, fuzzy is good. His presence feels peaceful, don't you sense it? 158 00:12:03,204 --> 00:12:05,162 Yeah, I sense something. 159 00:12:06,773 --> 00:12:08,653 What? Maybe I do. 160 00:12:11,507 --> 00:12:14,137 Just follow where your soul leads, Jen. 161 00:12:14,974 --> 00:12:16,363 Thank you. 162 00:12:16,454 --> 00:12:17,923 Bye, trucker. 163 00:12:24,479 --> 00:12:26,028 Bye. 164 00:12:29,300 --> 00:12:31,213 Did I say anything stupid? 165 00:12:33,580 --> 00:12:36,796 Doesn't it worry you? I mean, you don't know anything about him 166 00:12:36,820 --> 00:12:39,575 or her... or even it! 167 00:12:39,900 --> 00:12:42,370 You know, he's just somebody I can talk to. 168 00:12:43,540 --> 00:12:46,932 And I know it's crazy, but... I feel really close to him. 169 00:12:47,940 --> 00:12:49,739 Do you think he's your soulmate? 170 00:12:50,100 --> 00:12:51,305 Would that be so bad? 171 00:12:51,329 --> 00:12:52,809 No, but 172 00:12:54,884 --> 00:12:57,320 what happens when "he" wants to meet? 173 00:12:59,237 --> 00:13:01,445 Well, we've been e-mailing for almost a year, and it hasn't come up. 174 00:13:01,469 --> 00:13:02,569 A year?! 175 00:13:02,978 --> 00:13:06,229 Jen, what do you guys talk about if you don't talk about each other? 176 00:13:06,430 --> 00:13:08,183 Everything else? 177 00:13:08,830 --> 00:13:12,188 I mean, we talk about music, and books, the war in Iraq 178 00:13:12,230 --> 00:13:14,109 his dog, my cat... 179 00:13:14,670 --> 00:13:18,148 You know, I just told him that I started working with a future famous artist. 180 00:13:19,270 --> 00:13:21,183 Well, let's not get carried away... 181 00:13:24,194 --> 00:13:28,026 It must be such a trick to look at the ocean and know you can draw it. 182 00:13:29,394 --> 00:13:31,130 Are your parents artistic? 183 00:13:31,154 --> 00:13:32,890 Yeah, my mom's really good. 184 00:13:32,914 --> 00:13:35,191 So maybe you'll have a super-talented kid one day. 185 00:13:41,986 --> 00:13:43,500 I already do. 186 00:13:46,527 --> 00:13:48,155 I was 15. 187 00:13:48,647 --> 00:13:51,720 I had... four younger brothers. 188 00:13:52,007 --> 00:13:54,204 Got one of 'em who was still in diapers... 189 00:13:54,247 --> 00:13:56,558 There was no way my mom was gonna let me keep her. 190 00:13:57,167 --> 00:14:01,685 I never met the couple, but... I spoke to the wife on the phone once. 191 00:14:02,048 --> 00:14:04,484 She said their names were Lisa and Noah, and 192 00:14:05,248 --> 00:14:07,764 that they wanted to name her Julia. 193 00:14:10,001 --> 00:14:12,357 She asked if that was okay with me. 194 00:14:15,161 --> 00:14:17,147 I thought that was really considerate, you know? 195 00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:23,249 She promised to stay in touch, 196 00:14:23,273 --> 00:14:25,177 to send pictures... 197 00:14:25,201 --> 00:14:26,656 That's nice. 198 00:14:26,680 --> 00:14:29,835 And she did, for about two years. 199 00:14:31,041 --> 00:14:32,954 Then it just stopped. 200 00:14:33,921 --> 00:14:37,074 The last pictures I saw were of Julia's second birthday. 201 00:14:37,241 --> 00:14:39,199 Just like that? 202 00:14:39,881 --> 00:14:42,841 Nothing for... six years... 203 00:14:46,694 --> 00:14:48,493 Then I saw this! 204 00:14:49,813 --> 00:14:52,363 I was reading this article about gifted kids. 205 00:14:52,413 --> 00:14:55,413 In the back they have some pictures of the art students of Santa Cruz, look! 206 00:14:55,453 --> 00:14:57,286 There she is. 207 00:14:57,453 --> 00:15:02,250 Okay, I mean... she kinda looks like you and... she's the right age, but... 208 00:15:02,274 --> 00:15:05,709 Jen, I'm not whacked. Okay, look, they list her name. Julia! 209 00:15:05,733 --> 00:15:08,500 - Julia Miller! And, she's artistic. - Yeah, but... 210 00:15:08,524 --> 00:15:11,742 So I got on the net and I looked up Millers in Santa Cruz. 211 00:15:11,766 --> 00:15:15,629 There was a million of them, but there was only one under the name "Noah". 212 00:15:15,653 --> 00:15:17,108 That was the husband's name. 213 00:15:17,132 --> 00:15:19,937 So, I waited until the middle of the day, and I called the number. 214 00:15:19,961 --> 00:15:23,817 And I got the voice mail, and... they were on it! 215 00:15:25,578 --> 00:15:27,994 "This is Noah... and Julia". 216 00:15:28,018 --> 00:15:29,040 Like that. 217 00:15:30,960 --> 00:15:32,710 Jen, it's them! 218 00:15:33,778 --> 00:15:35,657 What are you gonna do? 219 00:15:37,444 --> 00:15:39,243 I don't know. 220 00:15:39,991 --> 00:15:42,825 Some days it's enough to know that she's happy and healthy and 221 00:15:44,538 --> 00:15:46,530 other days... 222 00:15:59,250 --> 00:16:01,946 So... what kind of tricks do you have in mind? 223 00:16:01,970 --> 00:16:05,362 Well, you'll see tonight. I guarantee you won't be disappointed. 224 00:16:06,210 --> 00:16:09,626 Woodstock, you know, it was just beautiful, it was perfect, you know? 225 00:16:09,650 --> 00:16:12,915 It was all about peace, and free love, and music. 226 00:16:12,939 --> 00:16:16,558 And draft orgy. Drugs. Irresponsibility. Freak! 227 00:16:16,650 --> 00:16:21,194 Oh, mister J... don't be a buzzkill! Just focus on the love, huh? 228 00:16:34,942 --> 00:16:36,091 Hi. 229 00:16:44,650 --> 00:16:46,199 It's beautiful. 230 00:16:46,502 --> 00:16:48,051 Thank you. 231 00:16:48,330 --> 00:16:50,243 - You hungry? - Yeah. 232 00:17:08,357 --> 00:17:11,590 Oh... no. Thank you for the rock. 233 00:17:24,641 --> 00:17:29,273 Oh, no... don't even think about it. My Karma needs all the help it can get. 234 00:17:29,641 --> 00:17:31,713 Thank you, trucker. 235 00:17:33,589 --> 00:17:35,900 Okay, so anyway, they're really wrong about the drugs. 236 00:17:35,924 --> 00:17:37,803 Damn, I wish I was alive back then! 237 00:17:37,827 --> 00:17:40,457 I mean, it's just my luck to hit my sexual peak during a time when 238 00:17:40,481 --> 00:17:43,777 when celibacy is cool, and... The only safe sex is watching porn. 239 00:17:43,801 --> 00:17:47,179 - I should've peaked 40 years ago! - What's so different then today? 240 00:17:47,203 --> 00:17:50,574 I mean, you still wouldn't get laid, and you'd still be watching porn. 241 00:17:50,598 --> 00:17:53,245 The only difference would be, you'd be wearing more polyester. 242 00:17:53,269 --> 00:17:55,045 She does have a point, priestly. 243 00:17:55,069 --> 00:17:57,005 But, at least here you have company. 244 00:17:57,029 --> 00:17:59,545 No one's got much, except for... tish. 245 00:17:59,829 --> 00:18:01,466 - Excited about tonight, yeah... - Oh, 246 00:18:01,490 --> 00:18:03,189 - what time? - Eight thirty. 247 00:18:04,309 --> 00:18:05,698 - Bye. - Bye! 248 00:18:13,481 --> 00:18:14,810 Oh, don't even start with me! 249 00:18:14,834 --> 00:18:17,321 If men are that easy to have fun of, they deserve what they get. 250 00:18:17,345 --> 00:18:19,320 Hey, I'm easy! Don't I deserve it? 251 00:18:19,661 --> 00:18:22,737 Well, priestly, see, your problem is you always go after the hot chicks. 252 00:18:22,761 --> 00:18:24,708 You know, you gotta raise your expectations, man! 253 00:18:24,732 --> 00:18:28,023 - Excuse me? - Well, really good looking women, 254 00:18:28,083 --> 00:18:29,417 they're high maintenance, and without exception 255 00:18:29,441 --> 00:18:32,649 completely worthless between the sheets. 256 00:18:32,710 --> 00:18:33,923 Seriously? 257 00:18:33,947 --> 00:18:35,090 God's truth. 258 00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:37,101 Certainly been my experience. 259 00:18:37,125 --> 00:18:39,038 Oh, pff... you guys are pathetic! 260 00:18:39,063 --> 00:18:41,124 - All right. Take tish, for example. - Right? 261 00:18:41,325 --> 00:18:43,941 Men are so pumped to be with a body like hers, 262 00:18:43,965 --> 00:18:46,781 that all she's gotta do is just lay back and enjoy the ride, you see? 263 00:18:46,805 --> 00:18:49,047 That way she's never gonna develop any skills in bed. 264 00:18:49,071 --> 00:18:51,596 - I second that! - Hey, I work hard! 265 00:18:51,620 --> 00:18:54,388 Hey, don't get me wrong! Attractive women are great to look at, 266 00:18:54,412 --> 00:18:56,300 just don't go home with the prom queen. 267 00:18:56,324 --> 00:18:58,110 Give her the crown, she'll never go down. 268 00:18:58,134 --> 00:19:01,462 - I was the prom queen! - Well, I rest my case. 269 00:19:01,486 --> 00:19:04,795 All, right, that's it! You. And me. In the office! 270 00:19:06,108 --> 00:19:08,146 I'll show you how I got my crown! 271 00:19:08,747 --> 00:19:10,216 Women! 272 00:19:11,107 --> 00:19:13,823 They are so easy to out finesse. 273 00:19:14,667 --> 00:19:16,295 They deserve what they get! 274 00:19:16,507 --> 00:19:17,896 Dick! 275 00:19:22,947 --> 00:19:24,575 Nice! Nice! Shit! 276 00:21:35,294 --> 00:21:36,333 Thank you. 277 00:21:37,214 --> 00:21:39,889 Wow, that was a near death experience! Thanks. 278 00:21:40,215 --> 00:21:41,730 No problem. 279 00:21:41,775 --> 00:21:44,894 Wow! You draw really good rocks! They're better than mine. 280 00:21:45,775 --> 00:21:46,821 Wanna know why? 281 00:21:46,845 --> 00:21:48,324 Sure. 282 00:21:48,375 --> 00:21:49,844 I can show you. 283 00:21:51,294 --> 00:21:53,491 You just gotta deepen your shadows, see? 284 00:21:57,359 --> 00:22:00,199 - Don't be afraid to be bold. - Wow! 285 00:22:02,319 --> 00:22:03,284 Thanks! 286 00:22:03,308 --> 00:22:04,931 That's a... nice subject. 287 00:22:04,978 --> 00:22:07,139 Oh... well, I hope you don't mind, I'm not a perv or anything... 288 00:22:07,163 --> 00:22:09,194 I just tried to practice drawing children. 289 00:22:09,218 --> 00:22:12,211 Doesn't look like you need much practice. 290 00:22:15,560 --> 00:22:16,640 You want it? 291 00:22:16,664 --> 00:22:18,176 No. 292 00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:19,919 Not really. 293 00:22:22,720 --> 00:22:24,235 I'm kiddin'! 294 00:22:24,280 --> 00:22:27,160 I'm kiddin', I'd love it, if you don't mind parting with it, of course... 295 00:22:27,240 --> 00:22:29,153 - What's her name? - Julia. 296 00:22:29,360 --> 00:22:32,496 She is another artist. You know, sometimes I feel like 297 00:22:32,520 --> 00:22:35,176 the only person left in the universe who still paints by numbers. 298 00:22:35,200 --> 00:22:38,274 Oh, she must get all her artistic talents from her mother, then. 299 00:22:40,173 --> 00:22:41,972 Yeah, who knows? 300 00:22:46,739 --> 00:22:49,016 Thank you very much. It's beautiful. 301 00:22:49,459 --> 00:22:51,178 She's beautiful. 302 00:22:52,139 --> 00:22:56,214 Yeah, I’m... sorta partial to it, a lil' bit. 303 00:22:59,418 --> 00:23:01,012 My name is Noah, by the way. 304 00:23:02,021 --> 00:23:03,997 I'm... Anna. 305 00:23:04,021 --> 00:23:06,139 Anna, pleasured to meet you. 306 00:23:06,181 --> 00:23:09,857 Specially since we've established that you're not a perv... 307 00:23:11,141 --> 00:23:12,357 Take care! 308 00:23:12,381 --> 00:23:13,929 Bye. 309 00:23:34,173 --> 00:23:35,829 Hey, what's wrong with the cosmobile? 310 00:23:35,853 --> 00:23:37,447 Ah, won't start... 311 00:23:37,733 --> 00:23:40,089 Can you hop in and see if we can get it to go, man? 312 00:23:45,292 --> 00:23:46,807 OK, try! 313 00:23:50,346 --> 00:23:51,405 I got nothing. 314 00:23:52,999 --> 00:23:54,627 Okay, once more. 315 00:23:57,406 --> 00:23:58,795 Cut it, cut! 316 00:24:00,186 --> 00:24:01,316 All right, go again. 317 00:24:21,645 --> 00:24:23,683 - That was weird, right? - That was weird. - Weird. 318 00:24:27,652 --> 00:24:29,041 Apron! 319 00:24:33,939 --> 00:24:36,454 Oh, look! Fuzzy22, right on time. 320 00:24:36,818 --> 00:24:38,034 Shut up! 321 00:24:38,058 --> 00:24:39,980 Ah'ha! Can't believe it, Jen, you've fallen for a cop. 322 00:24:40,004 --> 00:24:41,263 Why do you think he's a cop? 323 00:24:41,287 --> 00:24:42,828 Huh, "fuzz"... What else could it be? 324 00:24:42,852 --> 00:24:44,552 I'm thinkin' "peach fuzz" 325 00:24:44,576 --> 00:24:46,262 since he's probably, like, 12 or something.. 326 00:24:46,286 --> 00:24:48,115 Or maybe he's got a really hairy back. 327 00:24:49,262 --> 00:24:50,629 Maybe he's a peach farmer in Georgia. 328 00:24:50,653 --> 00:24:53,130 Oh, Jen! You don't wanna move to Georgia! 329 00:24:53,155 --> 00:24:54,671 I'm not moving anywhere. 330 00:24:54,695 --> 00:24:56,598 I bet the "22" means he's a gun freak. 331 00:24:56,622 --> 00:24:57,958 Could... just be his age, you know. 332 00:24:57,982 --> 00:25:00,198 Or... could be the number of years left until his parole hearing. 333 00:25:00,222 --> 00:25:03,318 Yeah, or maybe the last 22 years have been doing him into a fuzzy form... 334 00:25:03,342 --> 00:25:05,141 I like that one... 335 00:25:30,573 --> 00:25:31,743 What can I do for you two? 336 00:25:31,767 --> 00:25:34,523 We phoned it in. Two "spicy Italian" subs. 337 00:25:36,013 --> 00:25:37,482 How big? 338 00:25:38,133 --> 00:25:40,091 Ten inches... 339 00:25:40,773 --> 00:25:42,242 Total? 340 00:25:43,173 --> 00:25:44,926 Each, of course. 341 00:25:55,785 --> 00:25:57,219 I'm tish. 342 00:26:10,215 --> 00:26:11,889 Oh my god! 343 00:26:17,351 --> 00:26:19,469 Did that work for anybody else? 344 00:26:38,317 --> 00:26:39,752 Excuse me? 345 00:26:39,797 --> 00:26:41,186 No, not you! Just... 346 00:26:42,357 --> 00:26:44,031 Hello, excuse me! 347 00:26:44,317 --> 00:26:45,911 Hello! 348 00:26:46,797 --> 00:26:48,373 Oh, I'm sorry, I... 349 00:26:48,397 --> 00:26:50,276 "Oh, I'm sorry!"... yeah... 350 00:26:50,397 --> 00:26:58,018 I ordered a twelve inches veggie sub. Does this look like a 12 inches to you? 351 00:26:58,043 --> 00:26:59,393 No, I... 352 00:27:01,210 --> 00:27:03,530 You know how girls are not good with measurements. 353 00:27:03,554 --> 00:27:06,971 My last boyfriend told me that this was 12 inches. 354 00:27:06,995 --> 00:27:08,929 So, go figure! 355 00:27:09,730 --> 00:27:11,245 Well... 356 00:27:11,930 --> 00:27:13,649 Thanks. 357 00:27:16,650 --> 00:27:18,368 Thank you very much. Thanks. 358 00:27:24,430 --> 00:27:25,865 Thank you! 359 00:27:31,061 --> 00:27:33,450 Thank you... I'm such an idiot! 360 00:27:33,981 --> 00:27:36,147 All right, Jen, you never scrubbed an order. 361 00:27:36,171 --> 00:27:39,237 Yeah, what happened? Fuzzy's mother finally take his computer away? 362 00:27:39,261 --> 00:27:41,970 No, actually... He wants to meet. 363 00:27:43,308 --> 00:27:45,731 Don't do it, Jen. You don't know anything about him. 364 00:27:45,755 --> 00:27:47,549 Wait a second, why does this freak you out so bad? 365 00:27:47,573 --> 00:27:49,773 When you go home with anybody who gives you lip service! 366 00:27:50,635 --> 00:27:52,811 I talk to them first, dork! 367 00:27:52,835 --> 00:27:54,971 Besides, I can take care of myself. 368 00:27:54,995 --> 00:27:56,731 This is Jen we talk about. 369 00:27:56,755 --> 00:27:59,651 OK, reality check, guys! I mean, this guy could live in Madagascar! 370 00:27:59,675 --> 00:28:01,827 Yeah! Or... schenectady. 371 00:28:02,035 --> 00:28:04,938 He lives down near L.A. he told me. 372 00:28:05,051 --> 00:28:07,378 Did you tell him you're in Santa Cruz? 373 00:28:07,541 --> 00:28:10,517 Jesus, Jen! Tell me you didn't tell him your real name! 374 00:28:10,541 --> 00:28:12,818 No, he only knows me as "ladybugger". 375 00:28:13,381 --> 00:28:15,260 So what now, ladybugger? 376 00:28:18,594 --> 00:28:20,633 I'm gonna think about it. 377 00:28:31,212 --> 00:28:33,045 Tish, right? 378 00:28:33,179 --> 00:28:35,012 Mystery man, right? 379 00:28:35,619 --> 00:28:37,008 Tadd. 380 00:28:37,059 --> 00:28:38,494 Tadd. 381 00:28:38,579 --> 00:28:41,287 'Nother "spicy Italian" sub, tadd? 382 00:28:41,698 --> 00:28:43,292 Just one? 383 00:28:44,418 --> 00:28:46,171 One for Brad too. 384 00:28:57,403 --> 00:28:58,952 Nice hair. 385 00:28:59,683 --> 00:29:01,311 Thanks, "taddly". 386 00:29:03,403 --> 00:29:05,202 Well, see you around, tish. 387 00:29:17,886 --> 00:29:19,765 Tadd and Brad... 388 00:29:19,966 --> 00:29:22,277 Well, isn't that... gay? 389 00:29:37,145 --> 00:29:38,601 Guess it! 390 00:29:38,625 --> 00:29:40,219 Oh... I don't know! 391 00:29:40,505 --> 00:29:42,041 Remember me? 392 00:29:42,065 --> 00:29:43,961 Of course I remember you! 393 00:29:43,985 --> 00:29:45,961 Daddy, look who I found! 394 00:29:45,985 --> 00:29:50,966 Hey there! It's Anna, who draws rocks and little girls. 395 00:29:51,994 --> 00:29:53,074 What are you doing here? 396 00:29:53,098 --> 00:29:54,211 Homework. 397 00:29:54,235 --> 00:29:55,279 Me too. 398 00:29:55,303 --> 00:29:56,883 I've to do math and science 399 00:29:56,907 --> 00:29:59,090 before I'm allowed to do any art. 400 00:29:59,114 --> 00:30:01,330 Yeah, some mean ogre made up that rule. 401 00:30:01,354 --> 00:30:03,514 Okay, Julia, I'm gonna look up those articles. 402 00:30:03,538 --> 00:30:05,108 Okay. 403 00:30:05,593 --> 00:30:07,426 I'll be fine with Anna. 404 00:30:08,052 --> 00:30:09,601 I'll be right back. 405 00:30:48,929 --> 00:30:50,345 I'll show you somethin'. 406 00:30:50,369 --> 00:30:51,619 See the ears? 407 00:30:51,643 --> 00:30:53,825 Just put a lil' shadow in there. 408 00:30:53,849 --> 00:30:55,364 Cool! 409 00:31:00,493 --> 00:31:02,485 That doesn't look like math to me. 410 00:31:02,613 --> 00:31:03,578 Done. 411 00:31:03,602 --> 00:31:05,532 - Spelling? - Done. 412 00:31:06,133 --> 00:31:07,749 Well, I have to check it. 413 00:31:07,773 --> 00:31:09,322 Done. 414 00:31:09,573 --> 00:31:12,702 Dad, did you know Anna has four little brothers? 415 00:31:12,726 --> 00:31:14,015 She knows all about kids. 416 00:31:14,039 --> 00:31:15,259 - Is that right? - Yeah. 417 00:31:15,283 --> 00:31:18,230 And she works in a sandwich shop, but not full time. 418 00:31:18,254 --> 00:31:19,803 Oh yeah? 419 00:31:22,440 --> 00:31:24,033 Dad! 420 00:31:26,781 --> 00:31:28,500 Am I missing something? 421 00:31:28,621 --> 00:31:30,987 Julia has been asking me about private art lessons, 422 00:31:31,011 --> 00:31:33,731 and I believe she thinks she's found her tutor. 423 00:31:34,741 --> 00:31:35,866 Well... 424 00:31:35,890 --> 00:31:39,976 And you could pick me up at school, so I won't have to walk home with Bradley... 425 00:31:40,621 --> 00:31:42,010 Who? 426 00:31:42,061 --> 00:31:44,342 Okay, two times a week I teach an adult education class, 427 00:31:44,621 --> 00:31:47,615 and poor Julia has to walk home with Bradley. 428 00:31:47,661 --> 00:31:52,726 And then she's forced to stay with him for 45 whole minutes until I get there. 429 00:31:54,246 --> 00:31:55,920 You are a terrible father. 430 00:31:56,046 --> 00:31:58,093 Huh, I gotta give her something to tell her therapist in 10 years. 431 00:31:58,117 --> 00:32:00,062 Bradley picks his nose in class, 432 00:32:00,086 --> 00:32:03,159 and, makes these fart noises in his armpits. 433 00:32:03,366 --> 00:32:05,882 Testosterone poisoning, actually, you can't help it 434 00:32:06,406 --> 00:32:08,223 Anna, please, save me! 435 00:32:08,247 --> 00:32:10,080 Please! 436 00:32:21,101 --> 00:32:21,782 Okay. 437 00:32:21,807 --> 00:32:24,314 Thank you, thank you, thank you! 438 00:32:52,885 --> 00:32:53,993 Tadd. 439 00:32:54,017 --> 00:32:55,421 Tish. 440 00:32:55,445 --> 00:32:57,437 So, what can I get for you tonight? 441 00:32:58,885 --> 00:33:00,638 An order to go. 442 00:33:01,005 --> 00:33:02,679 What do you want? 443 00:33:03,605 --> 00:33:05,279 You. 444 00:33:10,800 --> 00:33:13,839 - Sorry, just livin' vicariously. - Ignore me. 445 00:33:18,720 --> 00:33:20,269 Well, look... 446 00:33:21,200 --> 00:33:24,478 With men... I've never had a 447 00:33:24,680 --> 00:33:26,957 you know... a full on... 448 00:33:27,320 --> 00:33:29,278 Does that work on stupid guys? 449 00:33:29,800 --> 00:33:31,758 Yeah, usually. 450 00:33:32,520 --> 00:33:34,319 You're ready to go then? 451 00:33:45,023 --> 00:33:47,459 Huh! It's nice how he held the door for her... 452 00:33:47,623 --> 00:33:49,119 What a gentleman... 453 00:33:49,143 --> 00:33:51,275 He's a giver, I can tell. 454 00:33:52,015 --> 00:33:53,768 And I'm the only keeper... 455 00:34:05,934 --> 00:34:07,589 Car's really nice. 456 00:34:07,614 --> 00:34:09,413 Yeah, I love this car. 457 00:34:09,934 --> 00:34:11,847 I love the way you look in this car. 458 00:34:13,094 --> 00:34:14,390 Where is Brad tonight? 459 00:34:14,414 --> 00:34:17,282 Sitting in the apartment, wishin' he had taken you out instead. 460 00:34:19,774 --> 00:34:23,291 So how do you afford such a nice car... And expensive tips? 461 00:34:24,534 --> 00:34:26,606 Sucked out of my loaded father. 462 00:34:59,558 --> 00:35:00,735 What? 463 00:35:00,759 --> 00:35:02,735 Nothin', it's really good. 464 00:35:02,759 --> 00:35:05,389 Nah, that sucky thing is not right. 465 00:35:06,999 --> 00:35:08,415 That sucky thing? 466 00:35:08,439 --> 00:35:10,375 That's what my dad calls it. 467 00:35:10,399 --> 00:35:12,357 What your dad calls what? 468 00:35:12,399 --> 00:35:14,152 This. 469 00:35:14,399 --> 00:35:16,755 What? The... sucky thing? 470 00:35:16,879 --> 00:35:19,310 Otherwise knows as a Turkey baste. 471 00:35:20,253 --> 00:35:22,167 Well... yeah, if you wanna use its nickname, 472 00:35:22,191 --> 00:35:25,069 but everybody knows the real name is of course the... 473 00:35:25,093 --> 00:35:26,846 - The sucky thing. - The sucky thing. 474 00:35:27,253 --> 00:35:31,062 Speaking of sucky things, I have a meeting at six o'clock on Thursday. 475 00:35:31,086 --> 00:35:33,141 You think you'd be able to stay late with Julia, maybe 476 00:35:33,165 --> 00:35:34,564 get her some dinner? 477 00:35:35,867 --> 00:35:37,763 Would I get to cook with the sucky thing? 478 00:35:37,787 --> 00:35:39,563 Absolutely! 479 00:35:39,587 --> 00:35:41,466 Then it's a deal. 480 00:35:51,567 --> 00:35:52,612 So, where's the mother? 481 00:35:52,636 --> 00:35:54,567 - I don't know. - You didn't ask? 482 00:35:54,591 --> 00:35:55,663 No! 483 00:35:55,687 --> 00:35:57,776 I mean, as far as they're concerned I'm just some college student. 484 00:35:57,800 --> 00:35:59,984 It would be... Weird, if I asked. 485 00:36:00,008 --> 00:36:02,361 What if she calls or... Comes over when you're there? 486 00:36:02,468 --> 00:36:05,721 Then you don't slap the bitch for dissing 'em for five years. 487 00:36:08,833 --> 00:36:10,369 Oh, look! It lives. 488 00:36:10,393 --> 00:36:12,021 Barely. 489 00:36:13,633 --> 00:36:16,449 All right, start with this. I'll get the iv...? 490 00:36:16,473 --> 00:36:17,598 I'm in love. 491 00:36:17,622 --> 00:36:18,804 No, you're in heat... 492 00:36:18,828 --> 00:36:22,305 Oh, look! A man pretending to know the difference. 493 00:36:22,753 --> 00:36:26,569 - Finally found an 11, huh? - Uh... 12! 494 00:36:26,593 --> 00:36:29,102 I did things with tadd, I've never done before. 495 00:36:29,126 --> 00:36:31,789 Oh, really? Like what? Wait for the second date? 496 00:36:31,873 --> 00:36:34,996 Well, the surf sucked. What did I miss at our staff meeting? 497 00:36:35,020 --> 00:36:40,193 Well, tish in love. Or lust 498 00:36:40,247 --> 00:36:42,272 depending on who you're talking to. 499 00:36:42,296 --> 00:36:44,820 Really? I'm proud of you, angel. 500 00:36:45,109 --> 00:36:46,598 Piper is digging herself deeper and deeper 501 00:36:46,622 --> 00:36:48,598 into the pit of deceit with the Millers... 502 00:36:48,622 --> 00:36:50,575 Good... nice to see that our old company tradition, 503 00:36:50,599 --> 00:36:52,075 for making the worst possible decision 504 00:36:52,099 --> 00:36:56,485 in any situation, has been passed on to the next generation employee. 505 00:36:56,509 --> 00:36:58,795 Priestly has gotten in touch with his feminine side. 506 00:36:58,819 --> 00:37:00,685 I love my kilt! 507 00:37:00,709 --> 00:37:04,784 And, I have reached a decision... On meeting fuzzy. 508 00:37:08,182 --> 00:37:09,571 And? 509 00:37:10,302 --> 00:37:11,930 Well, hmm... 510 00:37:11,982 --> 00:37:13,596 We have all the same interests, 511 00:37:13,620 --> 00:37:15,820 he makes me laugh all the time, and... 512 00:37:16,302 --> 00:37:18,118 Man, I tell him everything! 513 00:37:18,142 --> 00:37:20,428 It's a no-brainer. We have to meet! 514 00:37:20,452 --> 00:37:21,547 Right on! 515 00:37:21,571 --> 00:37:23,238 And... what if "he" is a woman? 516 00:37:23,262 --> 00:37:24,678 We'll find a way to make it work. 517 00:37:24,702 --> 00:37:26,192 Oooh, if that happens, can I watch? 518 00:37:26,216 --> 00:37:27,558 What if he's 14? 519 00:37:27,588 --> 00:37:30,561 Oooh, if that happens, can I... videotape? 520 00:37:30,982 --> 00:37:32,514 He's driving himself to the meeting point, 521 00:37:32,538 --> 00:37:34,641 so he's gotta be at least 16, right? 522 00:37:35,102 --> 00:37:38,380 And that's not... That much younger. 523 00:37:38,422 --> 00:37:40,078 Convicted felon? 524 00:37:40,102 --> 00:37:42,069 Hmmm, he's out now, so it couldn't have been that bad. 525 00:37:42,093 --> 00:37:43,147 Paralyzed? 526 00:37:43,171 --> 00:37:45,478 If he can go with that, I sure can. 527 00:37:45,502 --> 00:37:48,293 Ugly as a rhino's ass? 528 00:37:48,318 --> 00:37:52,324 Looks are really the least of my worries, I mean, he's a great guy. 529 00:37:52,648 --> 00:37:55,841 But what if he's got, like, crazy ass hair and... and 530 00:37:55,865 --> 00:37:58,544 more artificial holes in his head than real ones? 531 00:37:58,568 --> 00:38:00,606 Oh, I could never be that lucky. 532 00:38:01,528 --> 00:38:04,324 Okay, so... when and where? 533 00:38:04,349 --> 00:38:07,526 Halfway, next Saturday, at a club in Morrow Bay. 534 00:38:07,550 --> 00:38:09,646 He'll be the one with a white Rose on his table. 535 00:38:09,670 --> 00:38:12,060 Oh, that's so romantic! 536 00:38:13,229 --> 00:38:14,765 Trucker... 537 00:38:14,789 --> 00:38:18,205 I was wondering if there was any way I could borrow the cosmobile... 538 00:38:18,229 --> 00:38:20,045 I think that way I could just camp out. 539 00:38:20,069 --> 00:38:22,744 - Of course. Anything for true love! - Thank you. 540 00:38:23,720 --> 00:38:25,348 Well, I'm going with. 541 00:38:25,480 --> 00:38:26,565 Really? 542 00:38:26,589 --> 00:38:27,856 Me too. 543 00:38:27,880 --> 00:38:29,085 You guys are the best. 544 00:38:29,109 --> 00:38:30,536 Yeah! Count me in! 545 00:38:30,560 --> 00:38:32,256 Forget it! 546 00:38:32,280 --> 00:38:34,079 Can we get to work now? 547 00:38:35,053 --> 00:38:36,179 I... I'll drive. 548 00:38:36,203 --> 00:38:37,298 No! 549 00:38:37,322 --> 00:38:38,882 I'll buy the beer. 550 00:38:42,413 --> 00:38:44,610 Never get to do anything fun... 551 00:38:45,893 --> 00:38:48,293 Priestly, you wanna go out on a fly errand? 552 00:38:48,317 --> 00:38:49,670 Affirmative. 553 00:38:49,694 --> 00:38:50,705 But what's that we need, captain? 554 00:38:50,729 --> 00:38:53,012 Oh, we're out of tampons in the ladies' bathroom. 555 00:38:55,094 --> 00:38:56,768 Oh, look at that face! 556 00:38:57,214 --> 00:38:59,344 Don't worry about it, we'll get 'em tomorrow. 557 00:38:59,406 --> 00:39:01,558 What, do you think I'm afraid of a box of plungers? 558 00:39:02,805 --> 00:39:04,320 No worries, mate. 559 00:39:04,925 --> 00:39:06,644 Come on, look at me! 560 00:39:07,685 --> 00:39:09,803 I'm a poster boy for maturity! 561 00:39:10,445 --> 00:39:13,021 All right, maybe not, but close enough. 562 00:39:13,045 --> 00:39:14,249 I can do this. 563 00:39:14,273 --> 00:39:17,837 Alright? I'm comfortable enough with myself to do this for you ladies. 564 00:39:17,965 --> 00:39:19,639 Hey, renaissance man! 565 00:39:20,245 --> 00:39:22,975 If you need help, just call me. 566 00:39:52,748 --> 00:39:53,884 Beach city grill. Subs by the inch. 567 00:39:53,908 --> 00:39:55,557 Code blue. Hostile territory. Aborting mission. 568 00:39:55,581 --> 00:39:56,964 Who is this? 569 00:39:56,988 --> 00:39:58,522 Renaissance man. I'm at the store. 570 00:39:58,546 --> 00:40:00,595 There's too many enemy tampons. I'm bailing. 571 00:40:00,619 --> 00:40:02,844 Alright, stay focused. Describe the situation. 572 00:40:02,868 --> 00:40:04,835 Initial recon appears to be bag or box? 573 00:40:04,859 --> 00:40:06,443 - Box. - Box. Roger that. 574 00:40:06,467 --> 00:40:09,637 Alright, look around chest height. Do you see anything marked "regular"? 575 00:40:09,661 --> 00:40:10,760 Okay, regular. 576 00:40:12,474 --> 00:40:13,704 Uh. 577 00:40:13,874 --> 00:40:16,504 Here's one but it says "slender regular". 578 00:40:16,994 --> 00:40:19,917 How can something be both slender and regular? Isn't that mutually exclusive? 579 00:40:19,941 --> 00:40:21,450 - Priestly... - Unless, of course they're implying 580 00:40:21,474 --> 00:40:24,043 that in the mysterious underworld of femboxes slender is regular. 581 00:40:24,067 --> 00:40:25,199 Priestly. Are you done? 582 00:40:25,223 --> 00:40:26,809 - Well, what about the super pluses? - No! 583 00:40:26,833 --> 00:40:29,399 - Why not? They sound, like, better. - Don't. They're huge. 584 00:40:29,423 --> 00:40:31,043 I thought you liked huge. 585 00:40:31,067 --> 00:40:35,336 This is one area where bigger is... not better. 586 00:40:35,457 --> 00:40:38,114 Yeah, well shouldn't you buy all the protection you can get? I mean 587 00:40:38,138 --> 00:40:40,631 it says here it can handle any amount of... oh my god! 588 00:40:40,655 --> 00:40:45,082 Priestly, listen up. If a woman needs an emergency... dipstick 589 00:40:45,106 --> 00:40:46,656 in the ladies' room of a sandwich stop... 590 00:40:46,680 --> 00:40:48,190 - That's nasty. - She just wants something 591 00:40:48,214 --> 00:40:51,242 that's gonna hold her over until she can get home and use one of her own, 592 00:40:51,266 --> 00:40:54,921 based on her own style preferences and... flow requirements. 593 00:40:54,945 --> 00:40:56,937 - Tish! - Yeah? 594 00:40:57,145 --> 00:41:02,662 That word... "Flow". That's nasty. It's gross. 595 00:41:03,489 --> 00:41:05,686 Just... buy the slender regulars. 596 00:41:06,289 --> 00:41:08,385 Over and out. Back to base camp. 597 00:41:08,409 --> 00:41:10,561 Roger that. Over and out. 598 00:41:18,049 --> 00:41:19,438 Huh... hi! 599 00:41:19,689 --> 00:41:21,078 Who was that? 600 00:41:21,969 --> 00:41:23,465 Uh... priestly. 601 00:41:23,489 --> 00:41:24,958 Jason? 602 00:41:25,830 --> 00:41:28,825 No, huh... he works here. You've seen him. 603 00:41:28,849 --> 00:41:32,033 Oh, yeah... the freak! 604 00:41:39,668 --> 00:41:42,346 - Check out this dude's dress! - Nice! 605 00:41:55,698 --> 00:41:57,034 What? 606 00:41:57,058 --> 00:41:58,891 Nice bread sticks, dude! 607 00:41:59,978 --> 00:42:01,367 What, these? 608 00:42:01,618 --> 00:42:04,009 Dude, are you having a not so fresh day? 609 00:42:06,984 --> 00:42:09,454 Think it's funny that I'm buying tampons? 610 00:42:14,204 --> 00:42:16,912 Do you gentlemen... And I use that term loosely 611 00:42:16,937 --> 00:42:18,929 understand what this means? 612 00:42:20,923 --> 00:42:22,597 Obviously not. 613 00:42:24,730 --> 00:42:26,609 This mean that... uh, 614 00:42:27,070 --> 00:42:30,746 that there's a woman with whom I'm so intimate 615 00:42:30,770 --> 00:42:34,330 that we're both comfortable with me buying her most personal possessions. 616 00:42:34,354 --> 00:42:38,587 This means that our relationship is so solid, so trusting, 617 00:42:38,611 --> 00:42:40,888 that I'm not embarrassed doing this at all. 618 00:42:42,586 --> 00:42:44,624 It means, my friends, 619 00:42:45,026 --> 00:42:47,142 that instead of hanging out at a grocery store 620 00:42:47,166 --> 00:42:49,642 havin' a sausage fest with another guy 621 00:42:49,666 --> 00:42:53,862 playing the skin flute, or just goin' a lill'... all day long... 622 00:42:53,886 --> 00:42:56,162 I'm getting laid by a beautiful lady 623 00:42:56,186 --> 00:43:00,348 everyday, and she takes it downtown. And 624 00:43:01,339 --> 00:43:03,616 everyone here knows it. 625 00:43:05,407 --> 00:43:08,605 - No high 5's dude. Just gimme some love. - All right! 626 00:43:10,667 --> 00:43:12,462 Excellent! 627 00:43:19,507 --> 00:43:21,022 Peace! 628 00:44:06,036 --> 00:44:08,212 That's how she knows that I'm home 629 00:44:08,236 --> 00:44:10,388 and that she's been kissed. 630 00:44:13,488 --> 00:44:15,401 Oh, I hate comin' home this late... 631 00:44:17,042 --> 00:44:19,160 Yes, she tried to wait up for you, but 632 00:44:19,602 --> 00:44:21,355 - eyelids went out. - Yeah. 633 00:44:23,503 --> 00:44:25,399 So there's a ton of lasagne in the oven. 634 00:44:25,423 --> 00:44:27,559 I only know how to cook for a football team, and... 635 00:44:27,583 --> 00:44:30,267 Julia only had one piece, so... the rest is up to you. 636 00:44:30,291 --> 00:44:31,813 You didn't eat? 637 00:44:31,984 --> 00:44:33,578 No. 638 00:44:35,024 --> 00:44:38,257 Was your cooking that bad? Should I... order out? 639 00:44:38,664 --> 00:44:40,960 My cooking is just fine, thank you very much. 640 00:44:40,984 --> 00:44:43,240 I just... feel a little awkward. 641 00:44:43,264 --> 00:44:44,719 Well, I think you should join me. 642 00:44:44,743 --> 00:44:50,207 I don't... want you to feel awkward, but... I haven't eaten. 643 00:44:52,170 --> 00:44:53,685 Okay. 644 00:44:59,388 --> 00:45:02,310 Honestly, this is the best home cooked meal I've had 645 00:45:02,334 --> 00:45:03,472 since we moved here. 646 00:45:03,496 --> 00:45:05,157 - So where are you from? - Pennsylvania. 647 00:45:05,181 --> 00:45:06,643 Really? 648 00:45:06,667 --> 00:45:08,763 - I'm from Maryland. - Really? 649 00:45:08,787 --> 00:45:11,631 We used to go to Maryland all the time, we lived just across the border. 650 00:45:11,655 --> 00:45:13,905 We'd go down to this great lil' crab shop. 651 00:45:14,027 --> 00:45:15,496 "We"? 652 00:45:16,427 --> 00:45:18,340 So there's a Mrs. Miller? 653 00:45:20,107 --> 00:45:21,603 There used to be 654 00:45:21,627 --> 00:45:23,460 there's not anymore. 655 00:45:26,147 --> 00:45:27,980 And you ended up with Julia? 656 00:45:28,467 --> 00:45:30,904 That's... unusual, isn't it? 657 00:45:42,751 --> 00:45:46,091 Look... I'm not really comfortable talking about this, Anna. 658 00:45:54,127 --> 00:45:55,596 I'm sorry. 659 00:45:58,176 --> 00:45:59,975 You know, I think I'm gonna go. 660 00:46:00,023 --> 00:46:03,017 - Anna, look, don't go... I... - No. 661 00:46:04,410 --> 00:46:06,129 I intruded. 662 00:46:06,610 --> 00:46:08,226 Anna, please! 663 00:46:08,250 --> 00:46:09,765 I really need to go. 664 00:46:10,530 --> 00:46:12,079 Thank you. 665 00:46:25,258 --> 00:46:26,873 Come on, priestly, it can't be that bad. 666 00:46:26,897 --> 00:46:29,155 - Yes, it can. - I can't believe you won't tell us. 667 00:46:29,179 --> 00:46:30,807 Leave it, baby. 668 00:46:32,659 --> 00:46:34,355 Morning! 669 00:46:34,379 --> 00:46:37,373 Hey, truck, you'll know. What's priestly's first name? 670 00:46:38,668 --> 00:46:39,872 Beats me. 671 00:46:39,896 --> 00:46:41,921 Hey, but it's... gotta be on his application, right? 672 00:46:41,945 --> 00:46:44,976 Now that I think about it, I'm not sure he even filled one out. 673 00:46:49,108 --> 00:46:50,871 Beach city grill, subs by the inch. 674 00:46:50,895 --> 00:46:52,267 Hi, is Anna there? 675 00:46:52,291 --> 00:46:54,181 Anna? 676 00:46:55,188 --> 00:46:57,783 Anna! Yeah! Yeah, Anna is here. 677 00:47:01,381 --> 00:47:02,770 Hello? 678 00:47:03,214 --> 00:47:04,603 Hey, it's me. 679 00:47:05,898 --> 00:47:07,194 Hi. 680 00:47:07,218 --> 00:47:10,138 Listen, I was just calling to make sure you're still babysitting tomorrow. 681 00:47:10,498 --> 00:47:11,748 Sure I am. 682 00:47:11,772 --> 00:47:14,812 Good, I... I was afraid you wouldn't come because of last night. It's just 683 00:47:15,218 --> 00:47:16,901 - everything with Julia's mother... - Hey, you know what? 684 00:47:16,925 --> 00:47:18,911 I shouldn't have pried. 685 00:47:18,935 --> 00:47:21,329 You know, until Julia was 2 I just, you know... 686 00:47:21,898 --> 00:47:23,835 Well, I should say it wasn't a really good time. 687 00:47:23,859 --> 00:47:25,515 I understand. 688 00:47:25,539 --> 00:47:27,338 Okay, great. So that's all behind us... okay? 689 00:47:27,939 --> 00:47:28,904 - Okay. - Okay, I'll 690 00:47:28,928 --> 00:47:31,778 - see you tomorrow then. - Yeah. 691 00:47:43,091 --> 00:47:44,479 Bless you! 692 00:47:44,970 --> 00:47:46,485 Thank you. 693 00:47:46,730 --> 00:47:48,165 Bye. 694 00:48:05,204 --> 00:48:06,860 Okay, I've got it all worked out. 695 00:48:06,884 --> 00:48:09,220 We drive up Saturday, check-in at the camp ground, 696 00:48:09,244 --> 00:48:10,540 and trucker said that if we pull the seat down, 697 00:48:10,564 --> 00:48:12,740 there's enough room for all the 3 of us to sleep. 698 00:48:12,764 --> 00:48:14,260 Yeah, right... 699 00:48:14,284 --> 00:48:16,276 Like you're gonna be spending the night with us... 700 00:48:18,044 --> 00:48:19,433 What? 701 00:48:19,644 --> 00:48:21,114 Nothing. 702 00:48:24,573 --> 00:48:26,766 - No way! - What?! 703 00:48:27,349 --> 00:48:28,998 You're still a virgin. 704 00:48:30,703 --> 00:48:33,663 So? It's not anything to be ashamed of 705 00:48:34,183 --> 00:48:35,831 - is it? - No, it's not. 706 00:48:35,855 --> 00:48:38,653 If I had maintained that, I wouldn't be in the mess I'm in now. 707 00:48:38,983 --> 00:48:40,348 Yeah... listen, it's, um 708 00:48:40,372 --> 00:48:43,271 it's not really different from when you do it yourself, it just 709 00:48:43,323 --> 00:48:45,222 takes a lot longer. 710 00:48:47,819 --> 00:48:49,466 Never? 711 00:48:49,633 --> 00:48:52,089 Look guys, I'm a computer nerd daughter, of a southern baptist minister, 712 00:48:52,113 --> 00:48:55,129 from Wichita... I'm the worst kind of late bloomer. 713 00:48:55,153 --> 00:48:56,774 You've never plugged your own banjo... 714 00:48:56,798 --> 00:48:59,834 Come on! It's not like you guys do it all the time, right? 715 00:49:01,249 --> 00:49:02,329 Yesterday morning. 716 00:49:02,353 --> 00:49:03,669 Two days ago. 717 00:49:03,693 --> 00:49:05,362 Last night. 718 00:49:05,738 --> 00:49:08,918 Don't worry! I made bam-bam go in the other room. 719 00:49:13,544 --> 00:49:14,557 Oh, 720 00:49:14,598 --> 00:49:16,318 and I'm the one worried about carpal tunnel? 721 00:49:16,759 --> 00:49:20,154 - Yeah. - It's not carpal. It's more in the fingers. 722 00:49:29,942 --> 00:49:31,598 Nothing's happening! 723 00:49:31,622 --> 00:49:33,250 Keep going! 724 00:49:35,502 --> 00:49:38,118 I don't know you guys, maybe mine's a dud! 725 00:49:38,142 --> 00:49:40,419 - Keep going! - Keep going! 726 00:49:43,022 --> 00:49:44,318 - Ow! - What? 727 00:49:44,342 --> 00:49:45,307 Very intense... 728 00:49:45,331 --> 00:49:48,290 - Well, just slow it down a little bit! - Or move it to the left! 729 00:49:49,881 --> 00:49:52,397 This is one of those times I wish I smoked, 730 00:49:52,462 --> 00:49:54,261 or did origami, or something... 731 00:49:57,509 --> 00:50:00,423 Come on! Tadd's waiting for me! 732 00:50:00,669 --> 00:50:03,424 Tell him to come up here and help if he's so impatient... 733 00:50:04,389 --> 00:50:07,349 So, is Brad going rollerblading with your guys too? 734 00:50:07,589 --> 00:50:10,693 Tadd says he's not one of those guys who gives up his friends 735 00:50:10,720 --> 00:50:12,662 when he gets a girlfriend. 736 00:50:12,687 --> 00:50:14,495 It's cool... I guess. 737 00:50:14,519 --> 00:50:16,780 I guess... but they're roommates. 738 00:50:16,804 --> 00:50:18,917 I mean, they see each other all the time anyway. 739 00:50:18,941 --> 00:50:24,757 Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh... oh, my god... 740 00:50:24,791 --> 00:50:27,304 Ladies and gentleman, we have lift off! 741 00:50:27,328 --> 00:50:30,037 Elvis has left the building! 742 00:50:39,081 --> 00:50:40,709 Does she look different to you? 743 00:50:41,740 --> 00:50:43,812 Our little girl's growing up. 744 00:51:04,500 --> 00:51:05,889 Roll off! 745 00:51:09,475 --> 00:51:11,204 Baby, you are something! 746 00:51:11,228 --> 00:51:13,313 Something good, I hope. 747 00:51:15,076 --> 00:51:16,989 Yeah... somethin' good. 748 00:51:18,150 --> 00:51:20,506 Hey, I got these tickets for "the catalyst" on Saturday. 749 00:51:20,710 --> 00:51:23,723 Oh... bummer! I'm going out of town. 750 00:51:23,764 --> 00:51:24,420 Where are you going? 751 00:51:24,444 --> 00:51:27,071 Morrow Bay, but just for Saturday night. 752 00:51:27,095 --> 00:51:29,008 Can't you get out of it? 753 00:51:29,215 --> 00:51:30,988 - Hm-hm, I'm going with Jen and Piper. - Who? 754 00:51:31,012 --> 00:51:35,122 My friends from the shop... Jen's mystery man, remember? 755 00:51:35,146 --> 00:51:38,379 Yeah, right... look, can't you just tell 'em you got a better offer? 756 00:51:39,366 --> 00:51:40,960 But I didn't. 757 00:51:41,686 --> 00:51:43,342 Huh... well, fuck you very much! 758 00:51:43,366 --> 00:51:46,326 I'm sorry, but there's no way I'm standing Jen up. 759 00:51:46,646 --> 00:51:48,661 Next time just ask first. 760 00:51:48,685 --> 00:51:50,061 Whatever... 761 00:51:50,085 --> 00:51:52,285 So we have to find someone else to use the third ticket. 762 00:51:53,085 --> 00:51:55,371 "We"'? As in "Brad"? 763 00:51:55,395 --> 00:51:58,527 Yeah, as in "Brad". 764 00:51:58,552 --> 00:52:00,599 Right, good. Is Brad coming on all of our dates? 765 00:52:00,623 --> 00:52:02,127 What is the fucking big deal? 766 00:52:02,151 --> 00:52:04,006 You have your friends, I have mine. 767 00:52:04,030 --> 00:52:05,800 True, but I don't bring mine everywhere I go. 768 00:52:05,824 --> 00:52:07,928 You're not one of those possessive chicks, are you? 769 00:52:07,952 --> 00:52:10,449 The kind that doesn't want me to have a life away from her? 770 00:52:10,473 --> 00:52:11,518 - No. - Good! 771 00:52:11,542 --> 00:52:13,825 Because I'm not gonna put up with that shit. 772 00:52:14,433 --> 00:52:16,346 Just... forget I said anything, okay? 773 00:52:17,273 --> 00:52:19,009 I don't know why, I'm being weird. 774 00:52:19,033 --> 00:52:21,389 Hey, call in sick... 775 00:52:23,359 --> 00:52:25,112 Spend the day with me. 776 00:52:25,313 --> 00:52:30,337 Girl's gotta work. Besides, I don't have a rich daddy. 777 00:52:30,404 --> 00:52:31,689 Thought we could have a little fun... 778 00:52:31,713 --> 00:52:34,041 Why not? Tonight. 779 00:53:13,148 --> 00:53:14,444 Daddy! 780 00:53:14,468 --> 00:53:16,517 Hey, kiddo! 781 00:53:17,588 --> 00:53:18,564 Well, you'll never guess what happened. 782 00:53:18,588 --> 00:53:19,493 What? 783 00:53:19,517 --> 00:53:22,542 All the power went out at the school, so they sent everybody home. 784 00:53:22,688 --> 00:53:23,797 Now, ain't that a shame? 785 00:53:23,821 --> 00:53:25,486 I can tell you're really broken up about it. 786 00:53:25,510 --> 00:53:26,661 Yeah. 787 00:53:26,828 --> 00:53:28,692 So I figured, if you feel like, we'd go down to the boardwalk 788 00:53:28,716 --> 00:53:31,356 one last time, before they close the rides down for the winter... 789 00:53:31,390 --> 00:53:32,971 Awesome! 790 00:53:32,995 --> 00:53:34,423 And you know what? If we're lucky, 791 00:53:34,447 --> 00:53:37,046 we might just be able to get Anna to come with us. 792 00:53:37,136 --> 00:53:41,567 Anna, please! Daddy won't take me on any spinning rides! 793 00:53:41,592 --> 00:53:43,885 That's because daddy doesn't do spinning rides, 794 00:53:43,909 --> 00:53:46,416 because spinning rides remind daddy... Of how he used to feel 795 00:53:46,440 --> 00:53:49,774 after frat parties, just... dizzy and sick. 796 00:53:49,798 --> 00:53:53,829 Daddy doesn't do 'em, you can't make me do 'em, it's not gonna happen. 797 00:53:54,332 --> 00:53:59,646 Woo! Look, daddy! I'm flying! 798 00:53:59,670 --> 00:54:01,150 We did the right thing, Noah? 799 00:54:01,174 --> 00:54:02,718 Not really, no! 800 00:54:22,648 --> 00:54:25,960 - Daddy, can I go playing the dart game? - Yes, you can! 801 00:54:26,208 --> 00:54:27,723 - Here's the tickets. - Thanks! 802 00:54:28,408 --> 00:54:30,002 Watch me! 803 00:54:32,127 --> 00:54:33,516 Okay, so look... I don't 804 00:54:34,207 --> 00:54:38,120 wanna be a walking cliché and hit on the babysitter, but... 805 00:54:40,694 --> 00:54:43,783 I want you to know that I like coming home and finding you there. 806 00:54:43,874 --> 00:54:45,548 I do. 807 00:54:48,634 --> 00:54:51,362 So... bear with me on this, because I haven't 808 00:54:51,386 --> 00:54:54,670 done this in a long time, but, uh 809 00:54:55,174 --> 00:54:57,528 would you be interested at all in 810 00:54:57,552 --> 00:55:00,943 spending more time with the entire Miller family? 811 00:55:01,710 --> 00:55:03,677 Not just Julia, but 812 00:55:03,701 --> 00:55:05,504 with me? 813 00:55:09,190 --> 00:55:10,554 The deep sigh... 814 00:55:10,578 --> 00:55:12,006 Okay... 815 00:55:12,030 --> 00:55:13,579 No. Nope... 816 00:55:14,110 --> 00:55:16,926 The answer is "yes". A big yes. 817 00:55:16,950 --> 00:55:18,578 Yeah? 818 00:55:23,470 --> 00:55:26,769 There's a few things I think we need to be honest about first. 819 00:55:30,395 --> 00:55:32,194 You're really a man? 820 00:55:33,355 --> 00:55:36,331 Only from the waist down. That doesn't bother you, does it? 821 00:55:36,355 --> 00:55:39,064 No, not at all! I like a girl that's hung. 822 00:55:44,024 --> 00:55:45,413 - Daddy! - Hey! 823 00:55:45,698 --> 00:55:47,074 Guess what I won! 824 00:55:47,098 --> 00:55:48,905 I... gee, I give up. What? 825 00:55:48,929 --> 00:55:50,692 Well, I'll give you a hint! I won a snake! 826 00:55:53,857 --> 00:55:55,273 Fireworks! 827 00:55:55,297 --> 00:55:56,846 Pretty cool, huh? 828 00:56:04,191 --> 00:56:06,024 I know what you mean about honesty, though. 829 00:56:07,310 --> 00:56:08,935 - You do? - Yeah. 830 00:56:09,031 --> 00:56:11,262 We'll talk later. 831 00:56:21,277 --> 00:56:23,649 All right, so we have chocolate, sleeping bags, food, 832 00:56:23,673 --> 00:56:26,896 personal items, chocolate, money, chocolate, and beer. 833 00:56:26,997 --> 00:56:28,796 You think we have enough chocolate? 834 00:56:29,117 --> 00:56:30,666 I'll add it. 835 00:56:37,875 --> 00:56:39,550 Oh, is that tadd all pissed off? 836 00:56:39,574 --> 00:56:43,231 Yeah, we've torked about something as usual. He'll recover. 837 00:56:43,255 --> 00:56:47,534 Good. I was worried you was mad at me for a second. Imagine... 838 00:56:48,335 --> 00:56:50,009 Ah, no. You're okay. 839 00:56:54,204 --> 00:56:56,381 Hey, Jen, did you do something different with your hair? 840 00:56:56,405 --> 00:56:57,734 No, why? 841 00:56:57,758 --> 00:56:59,304 I don't know, you just look different. 842 00:57:05,362 --> 00:57:07,354 - You told him? - No. 843 00:57:07,402 --> 00:57:10,138 All right angels, cosmobile is ready to roll! 844 00:57:10,162 --> 00:57:11,881 Thanks, Charlie! 845 00:57:16,021 --> 00:57:18,035 - Greetings, everyone! - Hey, zo! 846 00:57:24,454 --> 00:57:26,258 Take care of the temple, truck. 847 00:57:32,208 --> 00:57:33,614 I made this for your trip. 848 00:57:35,667 --> 00:57:37,056 Does that have chocolate in it? 849 00:57:37,107 --> 00:57:38,843 Sadly, no. 850 00:57:38,867 --> 00:57:42,723 This is a mixture of ground herbs, petals and pots. 851 00:57:42,747 --> 00:57:46,344 It will bring wholesomeness and protection to you on your journey. 852 00:57:46,387 --> 00:57:47,981 Thank you, zo. 853 00:57:55,708 --> 00:58:00,038 It's not a sin, Jen, it's a celebration. Enjoy it freely. 854 00:58:03,232 --> 00:58:07,339 Now, for this to work, you have to hold each other 855 00:58:07,364 --> 00:58:11,660 and release it into the wind blowing off the ocean. 856 00:58:11,685 --> 00:58:13,313 Okay! 857 00:58:16,348 --> 00:58:17,201 I have to run. 858 00:58:17,226 --> 00:58:20,124 I'm making lentil and tofu soup. 859 00:58:20,148 --> 00:58:21,867 Stop by if you want some. 860 00:58:21,988 --> 00:58:23,484 Hey, zo! 861 00:58:23,508 --> 00:58:27,457 Are you vegetarian because you love animals, or because you hate plants? 862 00:58:27,988 --> 00:58:29,741 Oh... I do love you, priestly. 863 00:58:29,948 --> 00:58:33,146 Hey, I’m... babysitting here by myself all weekend, I’d 864 00:58:33,868 --> 00:58:35,860 love it if you took a shift. 865 01:00:21,452 --> 01:00:24,923 If this turns out to be the ashes of Zo's first husband, I'm gonna freak. 866 01:00:49,718 --> 01:00:51,694 I really don't think this is necessary. 867 01:00:51,718 --> 01:00:53,312 It looks better down. 868 01:00:58,312 --> 01:01:00,782 - What're you doing? - No... it needs more lift. 869 01:01:01,032 --> 01:01:02,568 It's not gonna get more lift. 870 01:01:02,592 --> 01:01:05,506 You guys, just... I just want him to see the real me. 871 01:01:05,992 --> 01:01:08,273 Oh no no! No. You never show the real you on a first date. 872 01:01:08,512 --> 01:01:10,868 - I think you look beautiful. - Thank you. 873 01:01:11,459 --> 01:01:13,212 Different, somehow. 874 01:01:23,599 --> 01:01:25,591 - So, do you know what he drives? - No. 875 01:01:26,559 --> 01:01:28,162 No, of course not, that would be too easy. 876 01:01:28,186 --> 01:01:29,695 What difference would it make? 877 01:01:29,719 --> 01:01:30,764 Lots! 878 01:01:30,788 --> 01:01:32,515 Suppose he drives some beat-up piece of shit 879 01:01:32,539 --> 01:01:35,015 held together by duct tape and dental floss... 880 01:01:35,039 --> 01:01:36,952 All you need is love. 881 01:01:39,039 --> 01:01:43,111 And what if he has, like, NRA and skinheads' stickers all over it? 882 01:01:43,197 --> 01:01:44,933 Then we can work it out. 883 01:01:44,958 --> 01:01:47,308 It's Beatles retro night at the Morrow Bay. 884 01:01:47,333 --> 01:01:49,813 We're accepting fab four requests all night long. 885 01:01:49,838 --> 01:01:54,317 What if he's "the fool on the hill"... Or "the nowhere man"? 886 01:01:54,624 --> 01:01:56,935 Tish... "Let it be". 887 01:01:57,144 --> 01:01:59,640 Besides, everybody's got something to hide. 888 01:01:59,664 --> 01:02:02,100 - Except me and my monkey! - Stop it! 889 01:02:03,184 --> 01:02:04,354 All right, so this is all we have to do: 890 01:02:04,378 --> 01:02:06,432 We have to find a table in the back or in the corner 891 01:02:06,456 --> 01:02:08,760 so that we can scope him or her out in advance. 892 01:02:08,784 --> 01:02:11,280 And, if he's an extra...? We bolt. 893 01:02:11,304 --> 01:02:13,431 Maybe we should send tish past him and see if he check her out. 894 01:02:13,455 --> 01:02:15,950 If he doesn't check tish out, he's either gay or dead. 895 01:02:15,974 --> 01:02:18,056 It's true. Never mind. 896 01:02:36,584 --> 01:02:39,348 Okay... remember you guys: White Rose. 897 01:02:50,731 --> 01:02:52,689 C'mon Alice, move that ass! 898 01:03:05,273 --> 01:03:06,742 Maybe that's him. 899 01:03:07,793 --> 01:03:09,546 So-so. 900 01:03:09,913 --> 01:03:12,349 I told you, I don't care about looks. 901 01:03:16,591 --> 01:03:18,087 Do you think that's him? 902 01:03:18,111 --> 01:03:19,760 You want me to walk by the table and check? 903 01:03:19,784 --> 01:03:21,260 Wait. 904 01:03:24,231 --> 01:03:25,887 I'm gonna guess that's not. 905 01:03:25,911 --> 01:03:27,744 Unless he were on a date. 906 01:04:16,258 --> 01:04:17,914 Oh my god! 907 01:04:17,938 --> 01:04:21,967 That settles it! I've got to get my DSL hooked up! 908 01:04:26,117 --> 01:04:29,816 Oh... is that a face made for sitting on or what? 909 01:04:55,976 --> 01:04:57,411 Come on, Jen... 910 01:04:58,496 --> 01:05:00,249 Please talk to us. 911 01:05:00,816 --> 01:05:02,879 Look, do you want me to... To go back down, 912 01:05:02,903 --> 01:05:05,352 and tell fuzzy22 that you got cold feet or...? 913 01:05:05,376 --> 01:05:06,341 No. 914 01:05:06,365 --> 01:05:09,968 Come on, why not, Jen? I mean, he came a long way to meet you... 915 01:05:10,376 --> 01:05:12,632 I don't know what you saw that we missed. 916 01:05:12,656 --> 01:05:17,174 What I saw was... just a guy looking for the girl of his dreams. 917 01:05:18,776 --> 01:05:21,552 A guy like that doesn't dream about a girl like me. 918 01:05:21,576 --> 01:05:23,472 Is this about how cute he was? 919 01:05:23,496 --> 01:05:25,063 And I thought you'd be happy! 920 01:05:25,087 --> 01:05:27,655 Not to mention, you know, pretty damn relieved. 921 01:05:27,679 --> 01:05:30,272 Besides, you said that looks don't matter. 922 01:05:30,296 --> 01:05:33,369 Yeah, that was before I knew he was Brad-fucking-Pitt! 923 01:05:36,872 --> 01:05:39,477 There's no way a guy who looks like that is gonna want me. 924 01:05:39,501 --> 01:05:40,632 That's crazy. 925 01:05:40,656 --> 01:05:42,101 Is it? 926 01:05:42,192 --> 01:05:43,442 I mean, look at tadd. 927 01:05:43,466 --> 01:05:46,715 When he came into the shop he didn't exactly beeline me, did he? 928 01:05:46,739 --> 01:05:50,343 Okay, but tadd is a superficial dickhead, everybody knows that. 929 01:05:51,859 --> 01:05:53,851 Everyone except tish, sorry. 930 01:05:56,578 --> 01:05:59,856 I mean, girls who look like you don't understand... 931 01:06:03,407 --> 01:06:04,975 You know, I always think like 932 01:06:04,999 --> 01:06:08,435 if I lost ten pounds, or... Wear different clothes, or 933 01:06:08,459 --> 01:06:12,063 got new boobs, that would make a difference, but... 934 01:06:12,247 --> 01:06:13,703 I know the truth. 935 01:06:13,727 --> 01:06:15,799 I'm sorry, but that's bullshit. 936 01:06:18,848 --> 01:06:21,204 You're the smartest person that I know. 937 01:06:22,008 --> 01:06:25,844 When I see you helping those homeless guys that no one can even look at... 938 01:06:27,209 --> 01:06:29,918 You make everyone around you happy. 939 01:06:31,066 --> 01:06:32,922 You have so much to offer. 940 01:06:32,946 --> 01:06:35,680 I mean, to say you don't just because of how you look 941 01:06:35,704 --> 01:06:37,703 it's just... all bullshit. 942 01:06:38,666 --> 01:06:41,082 I didn't say I don't have a lot to offer. 943 01:06:41,106 --> 01:06:44,418 I said that people will never know because they don't see me. 944 01:06:50,395 --> 01:06:52,988 How many proms did you miss because no one asked you? 945 01:06:53,995 --> 01:06:56,725 How many times have your friends left you sitting alone at the club 946 01:06:56,749 --> 01:06:58,651 while they went to dance with guys? 947 01:06:58,675 --> 01:07:00,977 Or how many times has a customer completely ignored you 948 01:07:01,001 --> 01:07:02,750 to get a better look at me? 949 01:07:07,780 --> 01:07:10,023 So until that happens... 950 01:07:10,183 --> 01:07:12,366 Until you're told time and time again 951 01:07:12,390 --> 01:07:14,622 that your place in life is in the background 952 01:07:15,823 --> 01:07:17,815 don't tell me that's bullshit. 953 01:07:18,522 --> 01:07:20,401 Because you don't know. 954 01:07:33,388 --> 01:07:36,382 All I saw tonight was a man with eyes full of hope. 955 01:07:36,948 --> 01:07:38,497 Hope... 956 01:07:38,708 --> 01:07:41,497 That would've turned into disappointment, the second he saw me. 957 01:07:42,188 --> 01:07:43,199 A forced smile... 958 01:07:43,223 --> 01:07:45,267 Polite conversation... 959 01:07:48,304 --> 01:07:50,262 God, I couldn't stand that! 960 01:07:51,064 --> 01:07:53,022 Not after all this. 961 01:09:33,055 --> 01:09:34,683 All right! 962 01:09:36,564 --> 01:09:38,884 I've been sitting by the phone, waiting, wondering... 963 01:09:38,908 --> 01:09:41,085 I demand a full report, I want all details! 964 01:09:41,109 --> 01:09:42,370 What happened? 965 01:09:43,177 --> 01:09:46,706 Okay, look... huh... there's a particular reason we didn't call you... 966 01:09:56,830 --> 01:09:58,299 Are you okay? 967 01:10:00,556 --> 01:10:02,150 You shitting me? 968 01:10:04,013 --> 01:10:05,402 Jen! 969 01:10:05,693 --> 01:10:08,766 Please tell me you didn’t leave fuzzy just sitting down there wondering! 970 01:10:11,498 --> 01:10:13,194 God damn it, Jen! 971 01:10:13,218 --> 01:10:15,496 I don't expect you to understand. 972 01:10:17,432 --> 01:10:18,947 No, I understand. 973 01:10:19,624 --> 01:10:21,723 I understand you wouldn't talk to him because you were terrified 974 01:10:21,747 --> 01:10:24,696 he was gonna judge you on the bases of your looks. 975 01:10:25,351 --> 01:10:28,823 Yet you're completely comfortable doing the exact same thing to him! 976 01:10:35,083 --> 01:10:36,915 That's unbelievable! God! 977 01:10:43,511 --> 01:10:44,584 Hey! 978 01:10:47,418 --> 01:10:49,037 Hey! 979 01:10:49,078 --> 01:10:50,566 - Hey! - What? 980 01:10:50,607 --> 01:10:53,673 - Why are you pissed at me? - I'm not pissed at you. 981 01:10:53,697 --> 01:10:55,303 I mean, not you specifically, 982 01:10:55,327 --> 01:10:57,813 more's like a representative member of your gender! 983 01:10:57,837 --> 01:10:58,813 Oh, come on 984 01:10:58,837 --> 01:11:01,786 - look, that was really hard on Jen. - Oh, really? Really, tish? 985 01:11:01,810 --> 01:11:04,627 'Cause I'm sure it wasn't a... A picnic for fuzzy too. 986 01:11:05,617 --> 01:11:07,848 Why you're suddenly fuzzy's best friend, huh? 987 01:11:08,217 --> 01:11:09,393 Why? 988 01:11:09,417 --> 01:11:10,913 Because it's pathetic, tish, okay? 989 01:11:10,937 --> 01:11:13,444 It's pathetic that you can't rise above all the superficial horseshit 990 01:11:13,468 --> 01:11:15,911 that's whirling around you. 991 01:11:15,936 --> 01:11:18,546 I mean, why is it, why is it that some people can't see a good thing 992 01:11:18,570 --> 01:11:20,669 when it's standing right in front of them, hm? 993 01:11:21,137 --> 01:11:23,229 What is it that screws all that up? 994 01:11:23,337 --> 01:11:25,270 Can you tell me? 995 01:11:25,457 --> 01:11:26,586 I swear, you're like 2 years old, 996 01:11:26,610 --> 01:11:29,388 you're more interested in the wrapping paper than what's inside. 997 01:11:29,797 --> 01:11:31,266 Wait. 998 01:11:32,717 --> 01:11:35,392 Are you talking about Jen, or me? 999 01:11:35,933 --> 01:11:38,498 If there's a difference, let me know. 1000 01:11:51,561 --> 01:11:52,977 Hey Jen. 1001 01:11:53,001 --> 01:11:56,074 Just leave it. You've had a long day, I'll close it up. 1002 01:11:56,441 --> 01:11:57,737 You sure? 1003 01:11:57,761 --> 01:11:59,640 Yeah... yeah, go home and get drunk. 1004 01:12:00,921 --> 01:12:02,549 Thank you. 1005 01:12:09,120 --> 01:12:12,748 - I'll, hmm... I'll see you tomorrow. - Yep. 1006 01:13:03,494 --> 01:13:04,883 On your back! 1007 01:13:09,025 --> 01:13:11,370 Take these off. 1008 01:13:16,696 --> 01:13:17,952 - Oh my god! - Oh, yeah! 1009 01:13:17,976 --> 01:13:19,695 No! No! No! 1010 01:13:21,056 --> 01:13:22,935 What are you doing, asshole? 1011 01:13:23,016 --> 01:13:25,232 Come on, tish, it's just Brad! 1012 01:13:25,256 --> 01:13:27,223 - Yeah, relax tish, it's cool. - Get out! 1013 01:13:27,247 --> 01:13:28,816 Tish, I live here. 1014 01:13:28,840 --> 01:13:30,340 You know what I mean! 1015 01:13:30,364 --> 01:13:33,672 Come one... what's the big deal? Haven't you ever had a threesome before? 1016 01:13:33,696 --> 01:13:35,697 It's fun, we'll show you. We do it all the time. 1017 01:13:35,721 --> 01:13:37,110 Oh, no! Forget it! 1018 01:13:37,134 --> 01:13:39,780 Where are you going? I can't believe you're getting so fucked up about it! 1019 01:13:39,804 --> 01:13:41,664 It's not like you're the most moral chick on the planet! 1020 01:13:41,688 --> 01:13:43,131 - What? - Look, 1021 01:13:43,155 --> 01:13:45,537 one of the reasons I dug you so much is because you're obviously... 1022 01:13:45,561 --> 01:13:49,980 - Experimental. - Yeah! Experimental. 1023 01:13:50,014 --> 01:13:53,064 God... well, science class is over, children! 1024 01:13:53,754 --> 01:13:56,987 - Oh, come on, tish! - You know you want me. 1025 01:13:57,634 --> 01:13:58,634 What's the big deal? 1026 01:13:58,658 --> 01:13:59,719 Let go of me! 1027 01:13:59,743 --> 01:14:01,623 - Get on the bed... - Get out of my way! Let go! 1028 01:14:08,471 --> 01:14:09,807 Oh my god! 1029 01:14:09,831 --> 01:14:11,070 Now look what you did... 1030 01:14:11,094 --> 01:14:12,767 What I did? 1031 01:14:12,791 --> 01:14:14,863 Get the fuck away from me! 1032 01:14:16,884 --> 01:14:20,003 Bye, tish! I'll be here waiting. 1033 01:14:22,764 --> 01:14:24,413 People are stupid, they just don't think like that. 1034 01:14:24,437 --> 01:14:26,317 Okay priestly, this time you can relax. 1035 01:14:26,341 --> 01:14:28,372 I'm just saying Cobain wasn't tryin' to leave this world, 1036 01:14:28,396 --> 01:14:29,888 all right? He was just tryin' to leave Courtney. 1037 01:14:29,912 --> 01:14:31,393 I'll buy it. 1038 01:14:34,880 --> 01:14:37,938 - Oh, shit... what happened? - Oh 1039 01:14:37,963 --> 01:14:41,296 yeah, isn't it beautiful? I mean, we're not gonna talk about it... 1040 01:14:42,463 --> 01:14:43,919 - What did you do? - I 1041 01:14:43,943 --> 01:14:47,313 was rollerblading out on west cliff and I wasn't paying attention, 1042 01:14:47,337 --> 01:14:51,061 and so I sped and went down. It's not a big deal. 1043 01:14:55,811 --> 01:14:57,466 You guys, I'm fine! 1044 01:14:57,490 --> 01:14:59,506 So, huh... Who do we trash today? 1045 01:14:59,530 --> 01:15:00,658 Courtney love. 1046 01:15:00,682 --> 01:15:01,947 Good, I hate her. 1047 01:15:01,971 --> 01:15:04,009 Yeah, I wish she'd hit some nice plant! 1048 01:15:07,851 --> 01:15:09,376 You know, the parenting books all say 1049 01:15:09,400 --> 01:15:12,106 it's supposed to be easier to put kids to sleep in the winter, 1050 01:15:12,130 --> 01:15:13,731 because it gets dark earlier. 1051 01:15:14,851 --> 01:15:16,570 I think they're lying. 1052 01:15:18,004 --> 01:15:20,315 Maybe she's just an exceptional kid. 1053 01:15:21,370 --> 01:15:24,887 Yeah... that must be it. Couldn't possibly mean that I'm a lame father. 1054 01:15:28,950 --> 01:15:30,863 Okay, Noah, here it goes. 1055 01:15:32,524 --> 01:15:34,277 I got somethin' to tell you. 1056 01:15:34,871 --> 01:15:36,704 Something major. 1057 01:15:39,796 --> 01:15:41,868 I have something to tell you too. 1058 01:15:43,298 --> 01:15:45,450 Something no one knows about Julia, I've 1059 01:15:46,125 --> 01:15:47,799 never told anyone. 1060 01:15:49,449 --> 01:15:51,407 I think you should go first then. 1061 01:15:51,609 --> 01:15:54,682 I think your thing relates to my thing. 1062 01:15:54,729 --> 01:15:56,323 Okay. 1063 01:15:57,109 --> 01:15:58,784 Well, my thing is this: 1064 01:15:59,908 --> 01:16:02,849 Julia's mother lives on the east coast, and is 1065 01:16:02,948 --> 01:16:05,951 legally barred from seeing Julia until her 18th birthday. 1066 01:16:05,975 --> 01:16:07,417 What? 1067 01:16:07,788 --> 01:16:09,004 Why? 1068 01:16:09,028 --> 01:16:13,223 When Julia was 5 months old, her mother tried to kill them both. 1069 01:16:14,337 --> 01:16:16,284 She sat in the car holding Julia 1070 01:16:16,308 --> 01:16:18,191 with the exhaust pipe in. 1071 01:16:18,215 --> 01:16:20,564 Fortunately, a neighbour who's letting his dog shit 1072 01:16:20,588 --> 01:16:23,887 in the front yard heard the engine, broke a window and saved them. 1073 01:16:24,256 --> 01:16:25,665 What happened then? 1074 01:16:25,689 --> 01:16:29,049 Hospital, medicines, therapy, everything. 1075 01:16:32,113 --> 01:16:33,058 Very slowly... 1076 01:16:33,082 --> 01:16:36,062 I just started leaving her and Julia alone again. 1077 01:16:36,953 --> 01:16:39,628 Then, right after her third birthday, 1078 01:16:39,673 --> 01:16:41,241 I got a call at work. 1079 01:16:41,265 --> 01:16:43,809 We were toilet-training Julia, 1080 01:16:43,833 --> 01:16:45,912 and I guess 1081 01:16:46,837 --> 01:16:49,294 she had an accident in her pants. 1082 01:16:49,979 --> 01:16:53,432 Her mother held her hand on the toilet bowl and 1083 01:16:55,436 --> 01:16:57,292 slammed the lid down. 1084 01:16:57,316 --> 01:16:59,752 Broke two of her fingers and three bones. 1085 01:16:59,996 --> 01:17:02,034 And, so, I 1086 01:17:03,230 --> 01:17:05,406 filed for divorce and custody. 1087 01:17:05,430 --> 01:17:07,183 Obviously, got both. 1088 01:17:08,530 --> 01:17:11,808 Then we packed the car and moved down here to start a new life. 1089 01:17:14,513 --> 01:17:16,489 Does Julia remember any of this? 1090 01:17:16,513 --> 01:17:18,949 No, no, I don't... think so. 1091 01:17:19,953 --> 01:17:21,991 Anyway, she used to say: 1092 01:17:22,273 --> 01:17:26,243 "Mummy hurt me, so she doesn't live here anymore" over and over, but 1093 01:17:26,267 --> 01:17:28,226 it soon stopped. 1094 01:17:28,856 --> 01:17:30,558 Must have been so hard... 1095 01:17:30,833 --> 01:17:34,623 Well, my responsibility as a parent is to protect my child. 1096 01:17:36,831 --> 01:17:39,790 I can accept the suicide attempt, that's post-part um depression, but 1097 01:17:39,832 --> 01:17:43,057 everything else was a clear patten of abuse. 1098 01:17:48,812 --> 01:17:50,327 What? 1099 01:17:51,785 --> 01:17:54,920 - Post-part um depression? - Yeah. 1100 01:17:58,294 --> 01:18:00,196 But you... have to give birth for that to happen. 1101 01:18:00,220 --> 01:18:02,720 Ah... yeah.. 1102 01:18:02,814 --> 01:18:04,670 But Julia is adopted! 1103 01:18:04,694 --> 01:18:07,847 What?! No she's not, why... Why would you think that? 1104 01:18:09,372 --> 01:18:10,908 Yes she is! 1105 01:18:10,932 --> 01:18:13,901 No she's not, Anna... I... I was in the delivery room at the hospital. 1106 01:18:13,925 --> 01:18:15,588 She's not adopted! 1107 01:18:15,612 --> 01:18:18,162 Jesus Christ, you look like you're gonna be sick! 1108 01:18:19,332 --> 01:18:21,308 Christ, Anna! What's wrong? 1109 01:18:21,332 --> 01:18:22,988 She's not my baby? 1110 01:18:23,012 --> 01:18:24,615 What?! No! Anna... 1111 01:18:24,639 --> 01:18:26,360 I'm not Anna! 1112 01:18:27,252 --> 01:18:28,846 I'm not anyone! 1113 01:18:30,699 --> 01:18:32,498 Anna! 1114 01:19:13,032 --> 01:19:14,706 You're ready to go, babe? 1115 01:19:17,380 --> 01:19:20,076 Hey trucker, can I leave ten minutes early? 1116 01:19:20,100 --> 01:19:23,856 Sure, angel. Just be careful if you go rollerblading. 1117 01:19:35,874 --> 01:19:38,310 I don't like the way that old hippie calls you "angel". 1118 01:19:39,881 --> 01:19:41,017 Look, I didn't wanna make a scene in there, 1119 01:19:41,041 --> 01:19:42,767 but there's no way I'm ever going out with you again! 1120 01:19:42,791 --> 01:19:44,331 Why, because you got a little bruise? 1121 01:19:44,355 --> 01:19:46,177 You can't blame me if you're... clumsy. 1122 01:19:46,201 --> 01:19:49,048 Clumsy? This would have never happened 1123 01:19:49,072 --> 01:19:50,516 if you and Brad hadn't tried to force me 1124 01:19:50,540 --> 01:19:51,816 to do something I didn't want to do! 1125 01:19:51,840 --> 01:19:55,112 Forced you? Gimme a break, come on, get... 1126 01:19:55,892 --> 01:19:57,080 Get in the car! 1127 01:19:57,113 --> 01:19:59,837 Look, why don't you and Brad just admit that the girl's unnecessary, 1128 01:19:59,861 --> 01:20:01,606 and get on with it? 1129 01:20:02,612 --> 01:20:03,703 What're you talking about? 1130 01:20:03,727 --> 01:20:06,891 Are you so far in the closet you can't see the light? 1131 01:20:08,026 --> 01:20:09,743 You and Brad are hot for each other. 1132 01:20:09,812 --> 01:20:12,248 You just use the girl to pretend you're straight. 1133 01:20:16,409 --> 01:20:17,589 Listen to me! 1134 01:20:17,613 --> 01:20:18,734 I'm no fag. 1135 01:20:18,758 --> 01:20:21,280 I was captain of the football team in high school. 1136 01:20:24,201 --> 01:20:25,716 Let me guess... 1137 01:20:26,328 --> 01:20:30,118 You were a tight end, always to afraid of becoming a wide receiver? 1138 01:20:31,778 --> 01:20:34,207 Why don't you just be a man and admit what you are? 1139 01:20:35,148 --> 01:20:37,266 No one cares that you're gay. 1140 01:20:38,712 --> 01:20:41,148 If you ever call me queer again, I... 1141 01:20:45,113 --> 01:20:48,152 You do not hit her! You piece of shit! 1142 01:20:48,233 --> 01:20:51,705 What is it with you guys? Fine, she's a waste of time anyway. 1143 01:20:53,492 --> 01:20:54,587 You okay? 1144 01:21:05,033 --> 01:21:06,489 Hey! Shithead! 1145 01:21:06,513 --> 01:21:08,082 Why don't you try the old hippie? 1146 01:21:08,106 --> 01:21:09,158 Trucker, don't! 1147 01:21:09,182 --> 01:21:10,608 What is it with you people? 1148 01:21:10,632 --> 01:21:12,994 She's a cheap piece of ass! Who cares about her? 1149 01:21:13,018 --> 01:21:14,809 That's it, pretty boy... 1150 01:21:14,833 --> 01:21:16,791 Keep talkin'. 1151 01:21:30,860 --> 01:21:33,506 You listen to me, you dick less yuppie! 1152 01:21:33,530 --> 01:21:36,918 Tish is a lady and she's my friend! 1153 01:21:37,020 --> 01:21:40,437 All right? I ever see you around her, there'll be one of your pictures 1154 01:21:40,461 --> 01:21:44,012 on "unsolved mysteries". You got it? 1155 01:21:53,765 --> 01:21:57,482 Does anyone else think that trucker might have... some explaining do to? 1156 01:22:02,732 --> 01:22:04,360 Let's go to my pad. 1157 01:22:14,304 --> 01:22:15,934 Are you okay? 1158 01:22:25,092 --> 01:22:26,845 I don't believe it... 1159 01:22:27,492 --> 01:22:29,468 Gordon Hancock?! 1160 01:22:29,492 --> 01:22:31,308 Senior class Prez... 1161 01:22:31,332 --> 01:22:34,348 Captain of the football team... No Woodstock? 1162 01:22:34,372 --> 01:22:36,888 No free love, no peace rallies? 1163 01:22:36,912 --> 01:22:39,688 Yeah, I took the free love when I could get it, I mean... 1164 01:22:39,813 --> 01:22:41,188 - No bongs? - Well... 1165 01:22:41,212 --> 01:22:43,300 - No grateful dead concerts? - That came later. 1166 01:22:43,324 --> 01:22:46,111 - What happened? - Oh, pff... 1167 01:22:47,802 --> 01:22:49,798 I got drafted. 1168 01:22:49,822 --> 01:22:52,312 I found out I was a sneaky son of a bitch 1169 01:22:52,336 --> 01:22:55,918 good at... killing people before they even knew that I was there. 1170 01:22:55,942 --> 01:22:58,478 It's funny what you can learn about yourself. 1171 01:22:58,788 --> 01:23:01,591 - Geez... - Did 3 tours 1172 01:23:01,615 --> 01:23:05,169 lost count of the bodies somewhere in the second... 1173 01:23:07,090 --> 01:23:10,926 So, god knows how many... Souls I gotta face someday... 1174 01:23:10,950 --> 01:23:13,086 So, when was trucker born? 1175 01:23:13,110 --> 01:23:15,164 Well... when I got home, 1176 01:23:15,188 --> 01:23:19,187 I started taking... long walks at night on the beach, and 1177 01:23:19,230 --> 01:23:22,025 met some crazy ass surfers... 1178 01:23:24,219 --> 01:23:28,195 They made me smile, you know? For the 1st time since I had gotten back. 1179 01:23:28,219 --> 01:23:29,795 I bought a board, 1180 01:23:29,819 --> 01:23:31,652 and changed my name. 1181 01:23:33,046 --> 01:23:38,077 But I swore that I would never... Hurt another human as long as I lived. 1182 01:23:51,514 --> 01:23:54,064 I'm sorry I made you break your promise. 1183 01:23:54,194 --> 01:23:55,868 Oh, no... 1184 01:23:56,474 --> 01:23:59,263 I said that I would never... Hurt another "human". 1185 01:24:00,227 --> 01:24:01,910 So I'm cool with that, angel. 1186 01:24:03,290 --> 01:24:05,226 But, promise me somethin'? 1187 01:24:05,250 --> 01:24:06,586 Anything. 1188 01:24:06,610 --> 01:24:11,128 No more shitheads. You know, like, date a... a nice guy. 1189 01:24:15,360 --> 01:24:16,856 The problem is 1190 01:24:16,880 --> 01:24:18,373 guys like that don't ask me out. 1191 01:24:20,760 --> 01:24:24,152 Well, maybe they could ask the wizard for some courage. 1192 01:24:25,820 --> 01:24:28,036 That's it, isn't it? Courage. 1193 01:24:28,060 --> 01:24:30,075 That's why you won't ask zo out? 1194 01:24:30,099 --> 01:24:31,633 You're afraid she won't like your past. 1195 01:24:31,657 --> 01:24:34,535 She's just all about love and... And peace, and... 1196 01:24:35,420 --> 01:24:36,910 I don't think she'd accept it. 1197 01:24:36,934 --> 01:24:38,390 I wouldn't know hot to tell her. 1198 01:24:38,414 --> 01:24:40,737 I don't think you have to. 1199 01:24:42,620 --> 01:24:48,620 Zo is in your yearbook. Look... it's her. 1200 01:24:48,645 --> 01:24:53,945 Oh my god... it's really zo! Get out of here... 1201 01:24:54,045 --> 01:24:56,720 - She's cute! - Come on, pass it back! 1202 01:24:58,005 --> 01:24:59,501 Ah... trucker! 1203 01:24:59,525 --> 01:25:01,802 - How in the hell I missed that? - I like! 1204 01:25:08,011 --> 01:25:09,400 Hey! 1205 01:25:10,935 --> 01:25:12,221 You can't hide forever, Anna, 1206 01:25:13,615 --> 01:25:15,448 or whatever your name is. 1207 01:25:16,147 --> 01:25:17,509 What do you want? 1208 01:25:18,047 --> 01:25:20,977 I want the truth. You owe me that much. 1209 01:25:24,717 --> 01:25:27,273 So you came out here because you saw a picture of a girl 1210 01:25:27,297 --> 01:25:28,996 you thought might be your daughter? 1211 01:25:31,298 --> 01:25:32,733 No! 1212 01:25:32,758 --> 01:25:34,414 The pieces fit! 1213 01:25:34,438 --> 01:25:36,157 Age, looks 1214 01:25:37,284 --> 01:25:39,003 artistic ability! 1215 01:25:40,351 --> 01:25:41,998 The mother told me that she was gonna name her Julia, 1216 01:25:42,022 --> 01:25:43,798 and that her husband's name was Noah. 1217 01:25:43,822 --> 01:25:46,387 Still, I don't see why you just didn't ask! 1218 01:25:47,591 --> 01:25:49,446 When you were vague about her past I assumed that was 1219 01:25:49,470 --> 01:25:51,869 because you didn't want me to know that she was adopted. 1220 01:25:52,270 --> 01:25:54,581 That sounds like wishful thinking. 1221 01:25:57,110 --> 01:25:59,023 Why would you lie about your name? 1222 01:26:01,767 --> 01:26:03,754 There aren't that many pipers hanging around. 1223 01:26:03,790 --> 01:26:07,064 I was afraid you'd remember my name from the adoption papers. 1224 01:26:08,629 --> 01:26:09,944 Anna is my middle name. 1225 01:26:13,011 --> 01:26:15,058 Look, I never intended on becoming part of your lives. 1226 01:26:15,082 --> 01:26:16,934 I just wanted to know that she was okay. 1227 01:26:16,958 --> 01:26:19,653 But you did, Anna. You became part of our lives, and now it just 1228 01:26:19,677 --> 01:26:22,001 it just seems like a lie. 1229 01:26:23,994 --> 01:26:25,730 You know, I didn't want to give up my baby! 1230 01:26:25,754 --> 01:26:27,491 I was forced to! 1231 01:26:27,515 --> 01:26:29,391 I mean, what would you do if Julia was taken from you? 1232 01:26:29,415 --> 01:26:31,121 Wouldn't you think about her every day for the rest of your life? 1233 01:26:31,145 --> 01:26:33,591 - Yeah, of course... - Then why is it any different for me? 1234 01:26:34,247 --> 01:26:37,403 I mean, why is my love for my child just a whim while yours is real? 1235 01:26:37,463 --> 01:26:40,473 Of course, you have your child, so you can afford to be judge mental. 1236 01:26:42,783 --> 01:26:45,492 All I have is the ghosts of two Julias. 1237 01:26:46,177 --> 01:26:48,270 I loved them both, and I lost them both. 1238 01:27:01,010 --> 01:27:03,728 So you always knew about... Me being in the war? 1239 01:27:05,656 --> 01:27:07,324 You were 3 years behind me? 1240 01:27:09,406 --> 01:27:12,603 Of course I was... crazy for you. 1241 01:27:12,628 --> 01:27:14,780 All the girls were. 1242 01:27:15,544 --> 01:27:18,000 You never paid much attention to the freshmen girls. 1243 01:27:18,024 --> 01:27:21,083 Especially not nerdy, flat-chested ones. 1244 01:27:22,897 --> 01:27:25,493 You know, trucker, no matter how much you grow up 1245 01:27:26,491 --> 01:27:30,579 sometimes high school is right there, bleeding down your neck. 1246 01:27:33,931 --> 01:27:37,218 That just blows my mind that... I was your high school fantasy. 1247 01:27:37,242 --> 01:27:38,920 It's true. 1248 01:27:41,907 --> 01:27:44,203 So, what did you fantasize about us? 1249 01:27:44,227 --> 01:27:46,583 Watching the sunset at the beach? 1250 01:27:47,687 --> 01:27:49,023 Sometimes. 1251 01:27:49,047 --> 01:27:51,563 Yeah... what else? 1252 01:27:52,167 --> 01:27:53,761 Stuff. 1253 01:27:54,840 --> 01:27:56,230 Tell me. 1254 01:27:58,537 --> 01:28:00,683 Trucker, my high school fantasy was 1255 01:28:04,137 --> 01:28:06,255 that we were in love. 1256 01:28:06,617 --> 01:28:09,690 That... by a mere look at each other's eyes 1257 01:28:09,857 --> 01:28:11,975 time would stand still, 1258 01:28:12,177 --> 01:28:15,410 and our hearts would forever beat as one. 1259 01:28:27,117 --> 01:28:29,348 I'm sorry it took so long. 1260 01:28:31,797 --> 01:28:33,041 That's okay... 1261 01:28:56,811 --> 01:28:58,245 - Are you guys...? - Oh, ladies first. 1262 01:28:58,269 --> 01:28:59,730 Thank you. 1263 01:29:00,331 --> 01:29:02,296 Good evening. Did you find everything alright? 1264 01:29:02,320 --> 01:29:03,469 Yep. 1265 01:29:13,244 --> 01:29:15,780 - Your total's $9.75. - Thanks. 1266 01:29:15,805 --> 01:29:17,877 Thank you. Have a good night. 1267 01:29:24,700 --> 01:29:26,089 - This sucks, dude! - Seriously! 1268 01:29:26,780 --> 01:29:28,329 Here, I'll put the stuff back. 1269 01:29:28,420 --> 01:29:30,731 Wait, wait, wait... keep the lube. 1270 01:29:33,938 --> 01:29:35,794 You people are too naive! 1271 01:29:35,818 --> 01:29:37,581 So you're saying that Chapman did pull the trigger? 1272 01:29:37,605 --> 01:29:38,777 Affirmative! 1273 01:29:38,801 --> 01:29:40,327 Order up! 1274 01:29:40,858 --> 01:29:42,892 - Wasn't it just a CIA puppet? - No, he was programmed, 1275 01:29:42,916 --> 01:29:44,692 - right down the line! - No, no! 1276 01:29:44,716 --> 01:29:46,728 The threat was over, man! 1277 01:29:46,753 --> 01:29:49,868 By then he was just making love songs for Yoko, and... 1278 01:29:49,893 --> 01:29:50,219 What? 1279 01:29:50,244 --> 01:29:52,919 No, no... Lennon was coming alive again. 1280 01:29:53,143 --> 01:29:55,798 Reagan had just taken office, so he had to be taken out. 1281 01:29:55,823 --> 01:29:59,659 Exactly! Thank you! See? Genius! 1282 01:30:04,742 --> 01:30:06,295 - Can you hold this? - Sure. 1283 01:30:07,142 --> 01:30:09,692 - Stay close, Julia! - I will! 1284 01:30:12,602 --> 01:30:14,594 Okay, so here's the deal: 1285 01:30:14,622 --> 01:30:18,459 Julia and I took a vote, and there's a definite vacant seat in the family. 1286 01:30:21,148 --> 01:30:23,140 Job is yours, if you want it. 1287 01:30:23,508 --> 01:30:25,861 - Really? - Yeah. 1288 01:30:28,689 --> 01:30:30,647 Only one ground rule: 1289 01:30:30,889 --> 01:30:33,484 Nothing but honesty from now on. 1290 01:30:34,423 --> 01:30:35,696 I swear. 1291 01:30:41,963 --> 01:30:43,478 - Noah? - Hm? 1292 01:30:44,043 --> 01:30:46,522 - That shirt's of a really nasty color. - Okay, not that honest! 1293 01:30:46,546 --> 01:30:48,601 Hey, I'm just trying to get started somewhere! 1294 01:31:24,508 --> 01:31:28,897 - Hey man. - Hi. 1295 01:31:29,975 --> 01:31:32,605 - Are you hungry? - No. 1296 01:31:36,375 --> 01:31:39,289 Okay, huh... how can I help? 1297 01:31:39,375 --> 01:31:40,969 You're pretty. 1298 01:31:43,388 --> 01:31:45,460 No, I don't... I don't know about that. 1299 01:31:46,835 --> 01:31:48,668 I do. 1300 01:31:50,895 --> 01:31:52,569 Well, thank you. 1301 01:31:53,795 --> 01:31:55,753 You're very pretty. 1302 01:31:55,815 --> 01:31:58,490 And you're exactly who I'd hoped you'd be. 1303 01:32:05,714 --> 01:32:06,848 Ladybugger. 1304 01:32:46,016 --> 01:32:48,134 I punched you, baby! 1305 01:32:51,336 --> 01:32:53,533 Gotta remember to log off your computer, Jen... 1306 01:32:55,522 --> 01:32:57,150 Can we 1307 01:32:57,216 --> 01:33:01,370 can we go somewhere to talk? Face to face, for a change? 1308 01:33:03,189 --> 01:33:04,942 I'd like that. 1309 01:33:07,238 --> 01:33:09,192 Huh... I'm Jeff Kenline, by the way. 1310 01:33:10,283 --> 01:33:12,180 It's a pleasure to meet you, Jeff Kenline. 1311 01:33:14,997 --> 01:33:16,432 - Hey, dude! - Yeah? 1312 01:33:16,457 --> 01:33:19,036 Huh... where did you get "fuzzy22" from? 1313 01:33:19,577 --> 01:33:22,968 Huh... I got that account when I was working on my senior thesis. 1314 01:33:22,993 --> 01:33:26,128 It's on fuzzy logic and I was 22. 1315 01:33:27,013 --> 01:33:28,901 Why? Did you think I was a cop or somethin'? 1316 01:33:28,925 --> 01:33:31,045 No, of course not! 1317 01:33:31,133 --> 01:33:33,683 That would be stupid... a cop! 1318 01:33:44,809 --> 01:33:47,022 Who says "a cop"... I mean, honestly, "fuzzy"... 1319 01:33:47,047 --> 01:33:48,828 Did you do that?! 1320 01:33:50,448 --> 01:33:51,448 Awesome! 1321 01:34:06,609 --> 01:34:09,489 So, one tuna sub... and veggie sub. 1322 01:34:15,689 --> 01:34:17,317 - Huh, about... ten minutes. - All right. 1323 01:34:22,329 --> 01:34:24,048 All right, what can I get for you? 1324 01:34:29,576 --> 01:34:31,489 Holy shit! 1325 01:34:33,338 --> 01:34:37,326 Miss Matheson, it would be my pleasure if you would agree to 1326 01:34:37,356 --> 01:34:39,545 accompany me to dinner tonight. 1327 01:34:43,886 --> 01:34:45,222 Depends. 1328 01:34:45,252 --> 01:34:46,880 On what? 1329 01:34:47,045 --> 01:34:49,149 I wanna know your first name. 1330 01:34:49,225 --> 01:34:50,774 Yeah! 1331 01:34:52,732 --> 01:34:54,690 Come one, gimme a break! 1332 01:34:55,365 --> 01:34:57,582 I went to banana republic, for Christ's sake! 1333 01:35:05,209 --> 01:35:06,686 Dammit! 1334 01:35:08,190 --> 01:35:09,514 Boaz. 1335 01:35:11,193 --> 01:35:12,392 Can't hear you. 1336 01:35:14,692 --> 01:35:18,308 Boaz, all right? My first name is boaz. 1337 01:35:18,332 --> 01:35:20,404 - Boaz?! - Shut up! 1338 01:35:23,925 --> 01:35:25,758 Can I tell you something, boaz? 1339 01:35:27,894 --> 01:35:29,310 Okay. 1340 01:35:29,334 --> 01:35:32,043 This is something... I've never told to anyone else. 1341 01:35:33,787 --> 01:35:35,586 Yeah, of course. 1342 01:35:35,951 --> 01:35:37,579 Tish 1343 01:35:38,264 --> 01:35:40,655 is short for "Platisha". 1344 01:35:41,451 --> 01:35:42,958 Platisha? 1345 01:35:42,982 --> 01:35:44,844 Platisha. 1346 01:35:50,633 --> 01:35:51,943 It's good! 1347 01:35:54,847 --> 01:35:57,943 Oh, there's something I should mention, huh... platisha. 1348 01:35:57,967 --> 01:36:00,006 And what's that, boaz? 1349 01:36:00,031 --> 01:36:04,464 Well... you see, with women... There's never... I mean, I've never... 1350 01:36:05,575 --> 01:36:06,664 Don't try. 1351 01:36:18,033 --> 01:36:19,627 Is that a "yes"? 1352 01:36:19,873 --> 01:36:21,606 Yes, boaz! 1353 01:36:57,653 --> 01:36:59,452 Dad! 1354 01:37:02,718 --> 01:37:05,088 - We asked you here today... - It's alright. 1355 01:37:05,112 --> 01:37:08,511 In this most sacred and beautiful of all places 1356 01:37:09,078 --> 01:37:12,675 to witness our dedication to each other. 1357 01:37:14,441 --> 01:37:17,377 We start our new lives as we started the last. 1358 01:37:17,401 --> 01:37:19,527 Naked and needing 1359 01:37:20,495 --> 01:37:23,871 dependent on those we love to care for us. 1360 01:37:23,895 --> 01:37:27,212 - Hell, yeah! - Congratulations! 1361 01:37:29,071 --> 01:37:30,865 Rock on, man!